Penises were as big as a stick of lipstick~ (this was as a teen for some time xD)
lol no comment
I used to think letters got sent via a network of tubes that went under the streets, and ATMs printed cash!
"I work in one of those humble call centres... Apparently, what we're doing at the moment is 'sprinkling our magic along the way'. It's a call centre, not Hogwarts." ~ Caroline Garlick, Ayrshire, BBC News Magazine