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I love this man and his awful, awful TV show. I don't know why. I just adore it and him. It cracks me up on a regular basis. Some crazy woman threw a chair at him one time and he got pissed and I was in raptures. God bless Maury and his shockingly poor TV show.
He's the closest thing to Jerry Springer nowadays.

"You are not the father!"
*woman screams in agony and runs backstage*
*man runs after her saying 'Whut? Whut? Whut did I tell yoo? I TOUD YOO! YOO AIN'T NUTHIN BUT A *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*ing *beeeeeeeeeeeep*!"*