guilty pleasures ;oooo

[Momiji]

Code Monkey get up get coffee
Code Monkey go to job
have boring meeting with boring manager Rob
Rob say Code Monkey very diligent
but his output stink
his code not functional or elegant
what do Code Monkey think
Code Monkey think maybe manager want to write goddamn login page himself
Code Monkey not say it out loud
Code Monkey not crazy just proud

Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
with big warm fuzzy secret heart
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey like you

Code Monkey hang around at front desk
tell you sweater look nice
Code Monkey offer buy you soda
bring you cup bring you ice
you say no thank you for the soda cause
soda make you fat
anyway you busy with the telephone
no time for chat

Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle
he sit down pretend to work
Code Monkey not thinking so straight
Code Monkey not feeling so great

Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
with big warm fuzzy secret heart
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey like you a lot

Code Monkey have every reason
to get out this place
Code Monkey just keep on working
to see your soft pretty face
Much rather wake up eat a coffee cake
Take bath, take nap
This job fulfilling in creative way
such a load of crap
Code Monkey think someday he have everything even pretty girl like you
Code Monkey just waiting for now
Code Monkey say someday, somehow

Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
with big warm fuzzy secret heart
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey like you

Yes, that is a guilty pleasure.

I love that show~! I didn't know there was a full song to that though~ thanks nano!

EDIT: It's just not the same without 'I love you whores!' at the end of the song.

[daggertrepe]

Stalking people. lol j/k.

Ummm. Keeping Up with the Kardashians is my guilty pleasure. I secretly adore that show.

[Rye]

Donning my huge face obscuring sunglasses and shamelessly checking out all bums/chests of the girls at the mall.

[Madame Adequate]

Prayer.

[DK]

I love this man and his awful, awful TV show. I don't know why. I just adore it and him. It cracks me up on a regular basis. Some crazy woman threw a chair at him one time and he got pissed and I was in raptures. God bless Maury and his shockingly poor TV show.

[Momiji]

I love this man and his awful, awful TV show. I don't know why. I just adore it and him. It cracks me up on a regular basis. Some crazy woman threw a chair at him one time and he got pissed and I was in raptures. God bless Maury and his shockingly poor TV show.

He's the closest thing to Jerry Springer nowadays.

"You are not the father!"
*woman screams in agony and runs backstage*
*man runs after her saying 'Whut? Whut? Whut did I tell yoo? I TOUD YOO! YOO AIN'T NUTHIN BUT A *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*ing *beeeeeeeeeeeep*!"*

[DK]

Jerry Springer is a fraud of a man who could never attain the level of genius brought to the world by Maury. A pox on you for even suggesting such a thing.

[rubah]

Yes, that is a guilty pleasure.

oh 'nano <333333333

[Vermachtnis]

Pucca. Specifically when that guy rips his shirt off. Even more specifically that one time he was in an all girl band and did.

[Rengori]

Cradle of Filth.

[Momiji]

Jerry Springer is a fraud of a man who could never attain the level of genius brought to the world by Maury. A pox on you for even suggesting such a thing.

I suppose I should rephrase what I meant-- Comparing the Maury of a couple of years ago to the Maury of today... personally I think it was a lot better a couple of years ago. It's degenerated to Jerry Springer-levels recently, and it makes me cry inside. Maury used to be like the only thing I would ever watch on daytime television, not so much anymore.

[Roto13]

I remember when Maury had a respectable talk show. :P It wasn't bad back then. Just interviews with interesting people. Then they gradually shifted towards paternity tests every goddamn day. xP

[Yar]

I remember when Maury had a respectable talk show. :P It wasn't bad back then. Just interviews with interesting people. Then they gradually shifted towards paternity tests every goddamn day. xP

OMG I totally forgot how I used to watch Maury secretly. Even during the whole "you are not the father" clustersmurf-for-all.

Now during the 4 o'clock timeslot, I watch Oprah with my mom. It is such a gay thing to do, but there's just something about watching Oprah smile or laugh that makes me feel like "it'll all be okay."

[Momiji]

I remember when Maury had a respectable talk show. :P It wasn't bad back then. Just interviews with interesting people. Then they gradually shifted towards paternity tests every goddamn day. xP

OMG I totally forgot how I used to watch Maury secretly. Even during the whole "you are not the father" clustersmurf-for-all.

Now during the 4 o'clock timeslot, I watch Oprah with my mom. It is such a gay thing to do, but there's just something about watching Oprah smile or laugh that makes me feel like "it'll all be okay."

Every time I see Oprah, I die a little more on the inside.

[~*~Celes~*~]

I remember when Maury had a respectable talk show. :P It wasn't bad back then. Just interviews with interesting people. Then they gradually shifted towards paternity tests every goddamn day. xP

OMG I totally forgot how I used to watch Maury secretly. Even during the whole "you are not the father" clustersmurf-for-all.

Now during the 4 o'clock timeslot, I watch Oprah with my mom. It is such a gay thing to do, but there's just something about watching Oprah smile or laugh that makes me feel like "it'll all be okay."

Every time I see Oprah, I die a little more on the inside.

QFMFT

There's just something about her that screams "FAKE!" to me.