Draft order:

1. Carpieburgh Steelers
2. The Dirty Dirty
3. Banana Peppers
4. Roger Goodell's KGB
5. Fighting Combatants
6. To Be Named Later
7. Mike's Mad Dogs
8. The Vorpal Bunnies
9. Gotta Catch 'Em All
10. Brown Bag Frenzy
11. edczxcvbnm's Angels
12. The Criminals
13. Oakland Enforcers
14. Los Banditos

In the Commish Tools, I think I can mess around with the draft order more round-by-round if you all want to trade picks.