I'll reserve whether or not to laugh at Newcastle until tomorrow when Everton probably decide to play terribly and lose against Stoke. If, however, we decide to play properly tomorrow, I'll laugh at Newcastle then.
Also for the second week running: smurf Manchester City for messing with my Fantasy Football team. Why the hell aren't Elano and Petrov playing? They got me megapoints last season and Elano is my captain. Sort this out immediately, Dan.
