This is the best! I don't think we've ever done the double over United since I started supporting us, and to dick them 4-1 at Old Trafford is pretty ! Of course it is United's fault for abandoning their usual anti-Liverpool strategy of doing smurf all for 88 minutes and then having some lump of a defender like Gary Pallister, Wes Brown or John O'Shea head one home. Why are you trying to take an early lead against us? Don't you know that is madness!

On to my favourite subject. Yes, the media of course are talking about how the title race has been "reignited". My favourite one is that we've "breathed life" into the title bid. Nah. United are still gonna win it with ease. I'd like you all to imagine President Obama's inauguration. "Hurray for me! I am the best!" he says. Suddenly, John McCain runs up behind him, pulls his pants down, and shoves him face first into a convieniently placed pool of gunge. Obama's still going to be president, but he looks like a bit of a tit and everybody wonders if he is all he is cracked up to be. Meanwhile, McCain runs off giggling into the night, although he feels a pang of regret, thinking that maybe if he had done this throughout his campaign instead of cavorting with crazy Alaskan bi'ches, he'd be da prez right now.

Still, to put four past Madrid and United, two of the best clubs in the world, in the same week, is pretty damned incredible and I am proud.

PS: Andrea Dossena what the smurf?