I'm going to do the coolest, most rebellious thing ever. I will expect the entire world to love me for it, and if you don't, you are a moron. Never mind if your friends tell you you're right and I am wrong. They are wrong too. I am right. Here goes.

Final Fantasy VII, Metal Gear Solid 4, Super Mario 64, Chrono Trigger and every other incredibly successful game you've ever played, heard of or seen, all suck.

Look at that! I didn't even have to give my opinion any foundation! Never mind the fact that there's a whole load of great aspects about every single one of those games that go against me! I swam against the current and now I'm cool! So cool! You all love me, and you all think I'm smurfing awesome! I made you all my bitches!

Anyone can slag off Final Fantasy VII. It won't make the better aspects of the game any worse. Idiots. Gamers today are as bad as soccer/football fans have been for the best part of a century. Good going dicks.