Uh, oh. Am I dyslexic?

[Yar]

So, I was browsing the General chat when I came across a thread:


"I hate your tile! YOU'VE MADE MY DAD SAD!"

So I had to reread it, that just made no sense.

"I hate your tile! YOU'VE MADE MY DAD SON!"

One more time.

"I hate you tile! YOU'VE MAD MY SAD DAD!"

Well, it turns out that the thread is actually called: "I hate you tile! YOU'VE MADE MY DAY SAD!" If I would've posted in there, there's no doubt my post would've been warned as spam.

Do you occasionally misread things? Does this come with embarassing or destructive consequences? I DMENAD YUOR REPOSNESS!

[blackmage_nuke]

Pines!

[Peegee]

It's worse than that. Sometimes I will read words. Over and over. And I would swear up and down it was misspelled when it was not.

[Ko Ko]

I misread that post title about 15 times!

I read "I hate you tile!" a million different thing before I finally registered.

[Avarice-ness]

Yeah! Don't you spam up my threads! They're cool and spam free!

Just kidding~~~

Either way, I'm usually good with words, I'm like super freaking dyslexic when it comes to numbers, which is funny because I'm super awesome at Math. Basically if a clock says "1:52" I'll read it as "2:51" or "1:25", then I get mad because I -know- what the clock says the whole brain to mouth process just doesn't come out right.

Edit: I make unfriendly threads for dyslexic people!

[Captain Maxx Power]

I always hear and understand everything fully, but I still like to pretend that I don't. My favourite activity is twisting what people have said into disgusting sexual statements.

[blackmage_nuke]

My favourite activity is twisting what people have said into disgusting sexual statements.

[Shoeberto]

Usually if I'm really, really tired I'll do that a lot. I just can't get things to go together right.

[boris no no]

I usually mis-read things and accidently make them rude

I blame my brain, it thinks about sex too much ¬_¬

[Nominus Experse]

Mostly I mix consonants with vowels or vice versa, which creates some interesting wdors wneh tyhe come uot of my mutoh.

[Breine]

I also read it as "I hate you tile! YOU'VE MADE MY DAD SAD!" xD

[Heath]

Just yesterday I misread a thread title about an A-Teens musical as being about an A-Team musical. I was sorely disappointed. I tend to misread things if I'm tired or in a hurry, otherwise I'm usually alright.

[NeoTifa]

i misread numbers, which is probably why they took me off of the cash register at mcdonalds and put me on the grill. ;_; (which i liked better but still)

[Caraliz]

I've always thought I was slightly dyslexic just by the way I say things or read them. But whatever.

[KentaRawr!]

I got confused with that thread title, too.