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  1. 07-20-2008, 07:59 AM #16
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    I got on a bus from Sydney to Brisbane. Took a while, but that's not the point. There was this annoying lady on there, who didn't sleep. She kept talking on her phone very loudly, even at 3am. And the stuff she was saying was very inappropriate for a 14 year old kid to hear

    When she wasn't on the phone to her boyfriend (how did she get one?) she was chatting up the guy in the seat in front of me When he got off, she was all sad looking, which was good. Then two guys got on, and she was checking them out and trying to show off. But they were Dutch, and didn't speak a lick of English!

    That trip annoyed, angered, entertained and bored me. Next time, I'm flying xD

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    I hate public transport. I love driving!

    I've used National Express a fair few times, and they're usually okay but I've had a few experiences where I've not been impressed. For example, travelling on a super hot day and being given a coach with the air conditioning BROKEN. Argh. Hell.
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    I want to ride a train


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    I've had experience in: airplanes, mass transit thingie mabobber at Chicago O'Hare to get from terminal 3 to terminal 5 and then from 5 to 3 when I was coming home, and I think 2 or 3 subway rides. Other than that, the school bus.

    I don't have any interesting stories that I can think of =[
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jess View Post
    I hate public transport. I love driving!

    I've used National Express a fair few times, and they're usually okay but I've had a few experiences where I've not been impressed. For example, travelling on a super hot day and being given a coach with the air conditioning BROKEN. Argh. Hell.
    The Divine Comedy would have you believe that, on the National Express, there is a jolly hostess selling crisps and tea. I hate to be the one to shatter this myth, but it's just not true. You're far more likely to find two dozen mindlessly bored people contemplating the sheer monotony of a six hour journey they really don't want to undertake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Balzac View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jess View Post
    I hate public transport. I love driving!

    I've used National Express a fair few times, and they're usually okay but I've had a few experiences where I've not been impressed. For example, travelling on a super hot day and being given a coach with the air conditioning BROKEN. Argh. Hell.
    The Divine Comedy would have you believe that, on the National Express, there is a jolly hostess selling crisps and tea. I hate to be the one to shatter this myth, but it's just not true. You're far more likely to find two dozen mindlessly bored people contemplating the sheer monotony of a six hour journey they really don't want to undertake.
    yeah, and on your journey home ONE stop away (about 30 minutes drive), the driver just decides that he wants a break - despite the coach already being over 45 minutes late - and calls up taxis for all of the remaining people onboard. what?!
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    I cba to ride the bus
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    I took the bus to kelowna and on our way there, a lady got stuck in the bathroom cause she pushed out instead of in....so i told her to stand back and as i pushed on the door, the bus went over a bump and she got that bluey green toilet liquid all over her pants, HAHAHAHAHA!! Stupid people. Also, i went to kelowna for one reason and i found out that reason was ill favored. LOL i learned my lesson, and got my trip back payed for by a douche

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    I took the bus once and there was a strange man sitting next to me that fell asleep with his mouth open, snoring, and had an open bottle of milk that kept spilling. I had to sit next to him for five hours.

    And some guy in Chicago tried to steal my GBA and sell me crass jewelry immediately after entering the terminal.
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    Poor me was in a car crash. At the very ripe age of two (the pictures proved it).
    I've been on two vacations that required airplane travel. I was scared shizzless.

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    OMGOMGOMG!!!
    I WENT ON A TRAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE TODAY!!!!!
    I got really scared though and then my stomach lurched and i thought i was gonna hurl so i held my stomach and bent over, but it turns out i was just hungry
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