I got on a bus from Sydney to Brisbane. Took a while, but that's not the point. There was this annoying lady on there, who didn't sleep. She kept talking on her phone very loudly, even at 3am. And the stuff she was saying was very inappropriate for a 14 year old kid to hear

When she wasn't on the phone to her boyfriend (how did she get one?) she was chatting up the guy in the seat in front of me When he got off, she was all sad looking, which was good. Then two guys got on, and she was checking them out and trying to show off. But they were Dutch, and didn't speak a lick of English!

That trip annoyed, angered, entertained and bored me. Next time, I'm flying xD