Ooh look at me I'm Flying Mullet and my hair is beautiful because I use Herbal Essences and I run triathlons and sixathlons and did I mention decathlons? Either way, I do those too, and now that I'm a Cid's Knight I'm definitely too good for:

  • Visitor messages
  • Regular shampoo

Sure, the list is short now, but it will expand over time as I'm slowly but surely realizing just how I awesome I am