As some of you may know my grandma had a stroke in january, during the Final fantasy mafia. Well our bathroom isnt all that big, so she needs to have the door open to get her walker in. I normally avoid this part, however sometimes my grandpa cant hear her and decides that he should just keep the door open. Our house has our living room, then dining room. if you walk to the dining room from the living room you will see the bathroom. The only way to get to the kitchen is through the dining room. I was going to the kitchen. I SAW MY GRANDMA NAKED!

Also, my mom and my step-dad are very old. My step-dad is almost 58 I believe and my mom is 52 I beleive. My mom spanked my step-dad and said something like "let me spank that butt", and my step-dad then yells out "come here let me spank you!", WHILE I AM EATING!!!

A few years ago, I was lying awake in bed on a sunday, and both my mom and my step-dad went to bed. My mom started saying "oohh Ricky" and they were both laughing and giggling and such.

And, one more. I was eating breakfast at the dining room table once a few years ago, and my mom is eating across from me. My step-dad walks up, sees me, I assume he thought "ahh screw it he wont know anyway"(I was young, but I still knew), and sat on my moms lap and dry humped her leg.

All of these are very shudder-worthy.