I was looking for my mom's boyfriend once, and assumed that he was outside smoking. Well, you have to walk THROUGH my mom's bathroom to get to the pool area where they smoke, and the shower was running, but I assumed that it was my mom and didn't worry about it. As soon as I opened the door, I heard "OOOOOOOOOOOH" and was like
"HO-LY SHIET O_O"

Apparently, they were both in the shower.
D: