*shudder*

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I dunno. recently, I was onstage and some dude asked me about a few things and I embarrassed myself by totally cheesing everything I said up. Besides school-related things, nothing completely embarrassing happened to me.

One night when my parents came home, I pretended to be asleep. Having a bit to drink and thinking I was asleep, they did the funky chicken. *shudders* I wished so much that I could fall asleep or they would stop. (My parents' place is small so we are all on one floor and I share a wall with their room).

THAT is smurfed up.

Probably more emotionally scarring than my sister talking about her sex life with her now fiancée. I really did not need to know what sort of things she had or had not experienced before having sex with him. -__-;

But then I get revenge on my dad when there are friends of the family over and they are drinking and invariably talking about sex. I am such an explicit person and not too shy about talking about those sort of things and he gets all awkward. Though it is disturbing when my mom jokes and tries to bother me by saying they will have sex that night and that she is a screamer and my dad has to use a pillow or cover her mouth. *shudders more*

Did I mention that my family is a bunch of pervs? I say it with love but still. Joking or not. TMI! -__-;

EDIT: *sniffles* I think no amount of therapy will ever erase those conversations from my mind.