More hilarious than disturbing, but still

Me and my friends were talking about the idea of strip halo. My best friend Bryce told my other friend he should bring his girlfriend over so we could play it (joking of course). My friend looks at Bryce, looks at me, looks at Bryce, looks at me, then says “I don’t wanna see Bryce naked” I waited for a second before adding… “And”… Nothing came.

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Me, My two friends and my brother are playing halo until the wee hours of the morning. Eventually My brother and one of my friends tucker out, deciding that they need sleep so they go into the other room that happened to have a bunk bed. About thirty seconds later we hear.

“Dude that’s my ass, go higher”, “Dude, that’s big enough to be your leg!”

Me and my best friend sat in the room in silence for a few moments, it turned out they were talking about something very very different, but you can see how that could be remarkably disturbing to hear.