*shudder*

[Quindiana Jones]

I would like to meet your mother.

I saw a very old couple walking out of Anne Summers with a large Anne Summers bag a few weeks ago. I still cry at night.

[ValkyrieWing]

I wa slooking in my parents room for band-aids when i found a very LARGE....toy in one of the cubbies....i was like o_O

[Proxy]

i frequent 4chan. am i big fan of /b/
i don;t think anything can make me shudder.

[Yar]

One of my mom's fat friends was worried because she wasn't growing any pubic hair. So she asked us to take her to the doctor. He basically told her that she was too fat to be growing hair in mysterious places.

So, I was joking around with her such as, "meh, I don't believe you." But she seemed to take me for reals. So as I had my back turned she PULLED DOWN HER PANTS. OH MY GOD, FAT LADY JUST FLASHED ME!

LOL @ Avarice's mom xD

Once my mom's best friend said my mom could hold her breath in a spa for a long time. I hate that bitch.

I...don't get it?

Maybe if the word spa was clarified as "jacuzzi," would you get it?

[Levian]

Both my mom and dad occasionally go to the bathroom without locking the door, sometimes they don't even close the door. Another time my mom was changing her bra in the living room, and my dad farts all the time as loud as he possibly can.

Just close the smurfing door, retards, how hard can it be?

[CloudDragon]

Uh Wesly/Raistlin sent me a picture of his erection and that REALLY scared me for life but I couldn't figure out what it was until he told me. xD

Was it big? Hahahaha

It takes a lot to actually disturb the hell outta me. My family is pretty open and I guess we're all a bunch of pervs but not in the sense that everyone is open about their sex life.

Probably one of the most shocking things to me was when I found my mom had weed with a bowl to smoke it out of. It's pretty difficult to keep me in the dark about anything yet that one boiled my mind.

[~*~Celes~*~]

One of my mom's fat friends was worried because she wasn't growing any pubic hair. So she asked us to take her to the doctor. He basically told her that she was too fat to be growing hair in mysterious places.

So, I was joking around with her such as, "meh, I don't believe you." But she seemed to take me for reals. So as I had my back turned she PULLED DOWN HER PANTS. OH MY GOD, FAT LADY JUST FLASHED ME!

LOL @ Avarice's mom xD

Once my mom's best friend said my mom could hold her breath in a spa for a long time. I hate that bitch.

I...don't get it?

Maybe if the word spa was clarified as "jacuzzi," would you get it?

Um...I think I do. I'm not sure really

[Randgris]

I remember one time, there was this bunch of guys that bathed in the rain all shirtless. One of them flashed his dingdong in front of our house. I was on the front porch, just looking at the rain (actually it was a storm)