I'd arrest o_O and give him a whole makeover! Fake eyelashes, TEAL GREEN eyeshadow, some liquid eyeliner to even out his lopsided eyes. And bright red lipstick.

Oh and a platinum blond wig. And stiletto boots to go with the rhinestone encrusted spandex suit. And when I'm done with him, I'll call him the ultimate HOT TRANNY MESS and he will be a masterpiece.

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