I hack the oyster cards and move into the room under the platform in blackfriars, and shout "Mind the gap!" at intervals.
I hack the oyster cards and move into the room under the platform in blackfriars, and shout "Mind the gap!" at intervals.
Oi, look, yeah? I can't be held responsible for the substances that certain people may have slipped into my drink while I wasn't paying attention, seen? If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times when there are homeless people fighting on stations I am forced by the will of nature to watch it. It's a disease, god damn it.
I grab Dan by the ear and take him to rehab.
And also MOVE to Wapping.
Oh ArthurOriginally Posted by rubah
I fortify and set a save point.
Wat
is
going
on
wtf
rawr
I'll fortify and tip my hat to a random bum that walked on by me.
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Damn, I've missed the first two-and-a-half pages of the game..
In that case, I'll start right out at Wimbledon, but to make up for lost time I'll invoke Postman's Haste and hitch a ride to East Putney.
I move up to Shadwell, looping down to Wapping and back up again, to accrue more of a bonus.
Tomorrow, the Tower will fall.
You wound me, sir.
Putney Bridge.
I may have erred in starting from the end of the line at Wimbledon, but with Earl's Court squarely in my sights (and no real alternative to speak of) I feel it's going to pay off soon enough.
Well, Starting the game late at King's Cross, im gonna move my ass down that Victoria Line to Warren Street, and then change and go to Tottenham Court Road.
now im gonna abuse a bum on the corner, and steal someones luggage!
I move to Harrow-on-the-Hill. Since rush hour has passed, I am unable to catch the Fast Service, but the three Commuter Tokens I accrue make the sacrifice worth it.
"The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."
Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.
Parson's Green.
I'm going to use one of my frequent flyer miles and go from Heathrow Terminal 4 down to Canning Town via London City Airport. As a result of that, I must hand over two green tokens to the next person who uses the Dockland's Light Railway (DLR).
Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.
I have decided that in order to establish a foothold into the direct and circle lines, I must launch a direct assault upon the two Tower stations.
Using my bonus points and unspent Orange tokens, I have purchased seven thousand melee soldiers, and a further two thousand archers. In addition to this, using the Dean Holdsworth Rule of Siege Warfafe, I have spent money on my siege engines thusly:
Sixpence on a battering ram.
Nine shillings on five catapults.
A crown on two siege towers.
The hero units will be as follows:
General: Psychotic.
Captains: Mr Motivator (Morale bonus +6) and Pat Sharp (style bonus +2)
They will be assembled in such a manner:
Green are foot soldiers (divided into 7 batallions numbering 1,000 each) red are siege towers, blue is my battering ram, catapults are white and archers are pink because they are pussies.
The plan is for an initial bombardment upon the walls by the catapults, which will be loaded with both heavy rocks and Vanessa Feltz clones. Archers will also give the wall defenders a good solid peppering. Upon running out of ammunition, the lackeys will then push forward the siege towers and ram the gates with the battering ram. If they get tired, Mr. Motivator will pump them up to the next level.
Some battalions will storm the walls and secure the escalators of the station. Meanwhile, once the gatehouse is breached, other soldiers will quickly move in to pillage the enemy's ticket dispensers. If it is one of those poncey fancy stations with a gift shop, their supply of gritty spy novels and yucky romance novels will all be burned. Come on. We don't need that.
With the Gateway taken, we will clamber Tower Hill, there to duel with the evil Count R.L. Stine and raise our banner high over the ramparts. The Two Towers will be claimed as dominions of the People's Republic of John Barnes.
I expect some casualties, although not heavy. Their sacrifice in the name of freedom will not be forgotten.
I take travel to Embankment, picking up a large army of disgruntled tube riders, and then use my Purple Tokens to buy armaments and a canon.
we then commit a flanking movement on Psychotics army
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