I head to Euston. The line breaks down. I see a packet on the floor and pick up 3 Black Tokens.
This gives me the ability to kill another player and ressurect half of them due to Whiting's Law of Buggerit.
But who to choose? Help me!
I head to Euston. The line breaks down. I see a packet on the floor and pick up 3 Black Tokens.
This gives me the ability to kill another player and ressurect half of them due to Whiting's Law of Buggerit.
But who to choose? Help me!
As it is the last day of the month, I declare SUPERMARKET SWEEP, the infamous rule created by D. Winton.
Firstly, to get us in the mood: YouTube - Dale's Supermarket Sweep - 90's Opening
I will be the legendary Mr. Winton. Because of this, I shall move to EUSTON whereupon I prevent passage of scrumpleberry and qwertyxsora until they compete in Supermarket Sweep. And so:
I'm a vegetable that grows in the ground,
You can carry me in a wheelbarrow
I'm green, I'm fat, I'm very round
I must surely be a...
i travel, also, to Euston!
(SPOILER)A MARROW
what do i win?
i look at Psychotic and decide it's better to just ride my bike. Not before I take a Red Token and use it to delay the train by giving the conductor a free ticket for a meal at This restaurant good for 1 hours, sending him running out of the station. I then continue my biking to Mornington Crescent
On the way you are arrested for attempting to bribe a London Transport Official. Report to The Central London County Court near Great Portland Street, forfeit half your tokens and await trial.Originally Posted by qwertyxsora
In the meantime, I move to West Ham and declare immunity.
"The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."
Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.
A date with Dale Winton.
Truly the real winner of this game has been revealed.A date with Dale Winton.
Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.
We may as well pack up, go home and watch the Vicar of Dibley. (in each other's arms)
Bugger. Seven moves away from success...
Well, the game itself hasn't been won as Cz (correctly) took issue with qwertyxsora's move. Granted, no one can win the better prize of a date with Dale now, but... you know, we can still soldier on.
Turnpike Lane
Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.
Ah! Well, in that case...
Hyde Park Corner.
Okay, let's see...
I kill Psy with my Black Tokens.
I take my (SPOILER)lychee and move off to Hackney Wick.
Bugger me, my goose has been cooked.
Could I get a res from a level 22 (or above) necromancer with arc of the undying? Ta!
heck, im next door to it.
With Psy's death, and Dale Winton on my arm, i strole down to Mornington Crescent
(and if anyone thinks they can stop me, they cant, no one can stop Dale Winton)
I didn't want to have to do this but you forced my hand. Time to invoke Frank West's Ninth rule of resurrection.
Psychotic and scrumpleberry drive up to Mornington Crescent in their fancy white Cadillac, but halfway there...
"Honestly, we're out gas!" says Paul.
"So...what are we going to do now...?" asks scrumpleberry. The two decide to walk. "I'm sorry I didn't believe you." apologises scrumpleberry.
"Can I ask you something?" says Paul, ignoring scrumpleberry's apology.
"What?"
"You know I like you, don't you?"
"Yes."
"And I hope you like me the way I like you."
"Yes."
"I was wondering if you would be my girl."
"Oh Paul."With an embrace and a bit of giggling, Paul puts a ring on scrumpleberry's finger. "It's beautiful", she says, admiring her beloved's gift.
"Now it's official" says Paul, grinning, before getting serious. "I have something I wanna tell ya."
"Yes, Paul?"
"I'm not like other guys."
"Of course not. That's why I love you."
"No, I mean I'm different."
"What are you talking about?"
This is where it gets a little bit hazy. See the moon comes up and I transform into, for a lack of a better word, a furry. And scrumpleberry, well, she just can't stop god damn screaming. And I swear she feels her breast at one point too.
So she runs and I pop out (and switch into first person seamlessly) every now and then, roaring like a badman. Then I gobble her up whole. THEN IT TURNS OUT IT WAS ALL A MOVIE LOL HA HA HA I'M NOT REALLY A WEREWOLF. scrumpleberry runs out because she is a pussy and I act like a condescending prick. Possibly because of the shiny red get up I have on. Who knows.
Anyway we walk home and I serenade her but I am obviously trying to get into her knickers and she is eating it up. I don't know why me talking about evil cinema beasts arouses her but hey I aint complainin', I'm a playah.
But I have a surprise for scrumpleberry. Oh yes I do. You see, she thought she had killed me. And she was right. I brought along a gang of my undead brethren for a bit of a boogie. So we dance. Oh how we dance. To a funky 80's beat. And we break into miss berry's house and...we eat her. Yes. That's what we do. I'm retconning this crap.
Then Andy and Dale try to get into Mornington Crescent. Well try to get into a station guarded by an army of zombies. It's not the mall or creepy abandoned mansion house that we're used to, but now that we're here, you'd better turn back, or else your brains shall be devoured.
YouTube has a dramatisation of the events I just described. I suggest you check it out!
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