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I didn't want to have to do this but you forced my hand. Time to invoke Frank West's Ninth rule of resurrection.
Psychotic and scrumpleberry drive up to Mornington Crescent in their fancy white Cadillac, but halfway there...
"Honestly, we're out gas!
" says Paul.
"So...what are we going to do now...?" asks scrumpleberry. The two decide to walk. "I'm sorry I didn't believe you." apologises scrumpleberry.
"Can I ask you something?" says Paul, ignoring scrumpleberry's apology.
"What?"
"You know I like you, don't you?"
"Yes."
"And I hope you like me the way I like you."
"Yes."
"I was wondering if you would be my girl."
"Oh Paul."
With an embrace and a bit of giggling, Paul puts a ring on scrumpleberry's finger. "It's beautiful", she says, admiring her beloved's gift.
"Now it's official" says Paul, grinning, before getting serious. "I have something I wanna tell ya."
"Yes, Paul?"
"I'm not like other guys."
"Of course not. That's why I love you."
"No, I mean I'm different."
"What are you talking about?"
This is where it gets a little bit hazy. See the moon comes up and I transform into, for a lack of a better word, a furry. And scrumpleberry, well, she just can't stop god damn screaming. And I swear she feels her breast at one point too.
So she runs and I pop out (and switch into first person seamlessly) every now and then, roaring like a badman. Then I gobble her up whole. THEN IT TURNS OUT IT WAS ALL A MOVIE LOL HA HA HA I'M NOT REALLY A WEREWOLF. scrumpleberry runs out because she is a pussy and I act like a condescending prick. Possibly because of the shiny red get up I have on. Who knows.
Anyway we walk home and I serenade her but I am obviously trying to get into her knickers and she is eating it up. I don't know why me talking about evil cinema beasts arouses her but hey I aint complainin', I'm a playah.
But I have a surprise for scrumpleberry. Oh yes I do. You see, she thought she had killed me. And she was right. I brought along a gang of my undead brethren for a bit of a boogie. So we dance. Oh how we dance. To a funky 80's beat. And we break into miss berry's house and...we eat her. Yes. That's what we do. I'm retconning this crap.
Then Andy and Dale try to get into Mornington Crescent. Well try to get into a station guarded by an army of zombies. It's not the mall or creepy abandoned mansion house that we're used to, but now that we're here, you'd better turn back, or else your brains shall be devoured.
YouTube has a dramatisation of the events I just described. I suggest you check it out!
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