The Secret Life of the American Teenager

[Shlup]

I thought it couldn't get any worse than 7th Heaven (same creators) but wow. It's like... it's like something a group of high school freshman started doing in their spare time to help educate their peers on how to act like a douche, and then they acted it... as high school freshman are wont to do.

AGREE? y/n

WATCH IT FOR THE LULZ. And then be disappointed and change the channel.

[Old Manus]

We get enough 'american teenager' stuff from all the junk they show day in day out on the Disney Channel. Do you guys seriously act like that at school?

[Shlup]

Pfft, no.

[Rye]

I thought it couldn't get any worse than 7th Heaven (same creators) but wow. It's like... it's like something a group of high school freshman started doing in their spare time to help educate their peers on how to act like a douche, and then they acted it... as high school freshman are wont to do.

AGREE? y/n

WATCH IT FOR THE LULZ. And then be disappointed and change the channel.

Oh my god, YYYYYY. I watched the premiere a few weeks ago. It looked interested, so I decided to watch. I've never seen such... propaganda. I've never watched a show with the phrase "PRAY WITH ME" uttered so often, in earnest.

Basically, the only things I've got out of that episode:

1) Don't ever have sex, it's terrible.
2) Don't ever kiss the High School tramp, ever, or your girlfriend's brother with Down's Syndrome will make sirens noises at you.
3) Any teen who has sex multiple times before marriage has been sexually abused.
4) If all else fails, scream "PRAY WITH ME!!!!"

I... I couldn't even watch the show for lulz very often. It was too painful.

[Madame Adequate]

This show sounds incredible. It sounds like something that should be required viewing for every child on Earth. It sounds like it teachers proper morality in a way which identifies with issues of modern youth, and treats them with respect. I can't wait until I get the chance to watch!

[Caraliz]

I love these shows. The girl that finds out she is HIV positive is my favourite.

Apparently all women that have sex as teenagers end up HIV positive or pregnant, especially if they are in high school and have "everything going for them"

Lifetime is the biggest scam there is. Misogynistic <img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /> if you ask me.

[Shoeberto]

I was about to ask what channel this was on. It doesn't really sound like the kind of thing that'd make it to mainstream TV. I might check out an episode just to see how bad it is.

Also on the forum index I really thought this was going to be a thread on The Secret World of Alex Mack. You guys suck.

[Rye]

ABCFamily channel!

[Ryth]

I thought it couldn't get any worse than 7th Heaven (same creators) but wow. It's like... it's like something a group of high school freshman started doing in their spare time to help educate their peers on how to act like a douche, and then they acted it... as high school freshman are wont to do.

AGREE? y/n

WATCH IT FOR THE LULZ. And then be disappointed and change the channel.

Oh my god, YYYYYY. I watched the premiere a few weeks ago. It looked interested, so I decided to watch. I've never seen such... propaganda. I've never watched a show with the phrase "PRAY WITH ME" uttered so often, in earnest.

Basically, the only things I've got out of that episode:

1) Don't ever have sex, it's terrible.
2) Don't ever kiss the High School tramp, ever, or your girlfriend's brother with Down's Syndrome will make sirens noises at you.
3) Any teen who has sex multiple times before marriage has been sexually abused.
4) If all else fails, scream "PRAY WITH ME!!!!"

I... I couldn't even watch the show for lulz very often. It was too painful.

This. All of this. I agree entirely.

[Rengori]

We get enough 'american teenager' stuff from all the junk they show day in day out on the Disney Channel. Do you guys seriously act like that at school?

About 5% who are too stupid to make their own decisions so they just act out stuff from the Disney channel with all the drama and fake-love.

[Nominus Experse]

My whole outlook on life has changed due to this show.

[Vermachtnis]

Ugh. My sister watches this show. It pained me by proxy.

[Shattered Dreamer]

If the world was the way described in this show I think I'd go on a rampage killing spree whoever writes this trash & whoever watches this trash needs to:

1. Go have sex & find out you can't get HIV from sex with everyone. Wear a condom too. At least have a wank you never know you might enjoy it

2. Go have a beer & smoke some weed & see that one beer or one joint wont destroy your life, make you a drug addict or any of that other crap the Jesus freaks tend to talk about

3. And lastly & most importantly go out & live experience the world & learn that even though bad stuff happens life eventually throws something good your way. This can be started by turning off that damn tv program!

[dream ending sword]

'a teenager taking a pregancy test before the opening credits? wth this cant possibly go downhill anymore ' I said, but with a distant rumble of thunder fate acknowledged the challenge in my words and it not only went downhill, but through the floorboards and beyond and just kept going and going.

[Shlup]

I SWEAR TO GOD IF THEY SAY "CHRISTIAN" ONE MORE TIME I AM NEVER GOING TO CHURCH AGAIN!