The Secret Life of the American Teenager

[Roto13]

It was The Secret World of Alice Mack :(

What the balls are you talking about

The Secret World of Alex Mack - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Your link says "World" like Ball sack says, but I distinctly remember it being "Life" xP

[Yar]

Well, in a toss-up between this <img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /> and The Hills, what would you watch?

I'd take the third, hidden option; shooting myself in the face.

[Balzac]

It was The Secret World of Alice Mack

What the balls are you talking about

The Secret World of Alex Mack - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

That clearlly says world. As does the screenshot in the article. Also IMDB has it down as Secret World. "The Secret World of Alex Mack" (1994) So what the balls are you talking about?

[Madame Adequate]

I didn't even notice that. I was asking what the hell the Alice part was about.

But yeah I distinctly remember Life and not World.

[Balzac]

Oh lol. Typo on my part. You should have been clearer.

[Roto13]

Actually, upon further thought, I remember saying "Secret World of Alex Mack? Wouldn't 'Secret Life of Alex Mack' be more appropriate?" when it first started airing. So maybe I'm losing my mind?

[Hambone]

I thought it couldn't get any worse than 7th Heaven (same creators) but wow. It's like... it's like something a group of high school freshman started doing in their spare time to help educate their peers on how to act like a douche, and then they acted it... as high school freshman are wont to do.

AGREE? y/n

WATCH IT FOR THE LULZ. And then be disappointed and change the channel.

Oh my god, YYYYYY. I watched the premiere a few weeks ago. It looked interested, so I decided to watch. I've never seen such... propaganda. I've never watched a show with the phrase "PRAY WITH ME" uttered so often, in earnest.

Basically, the only things I've got out of that episode:

1) Don't ever have sex, it's terrible.
2) Don't ever kiss the High School tramp, ever, or your girlfriend's brother with Down's Syndrome will make sirens noises at you.
3) Any teen who has sex multiple times before marriage has been sexually abused.
4) If all else fails, scream "PRAY WITH ME!!!!"

I... I couldn't even watch the show for lulz very often. It was too painful.

I lol'd.

I've seen 2 episodes, and yeah, that's stuff's not likely to happen in High School (especially as a freshman). It's completely pwned by Degrassi and most of the stuff on The-N. Yes, I said it.

[Yar]

I have the urge to sarcastically talk through this show à la Mystery Science Theater 3000.

[Rye]

Super creeped out by the Autistic Tom and the hooker situation. I dunno why I tried to watch this again. D:

[Boney King]

Well, in a toss-up between this and The Hills, what would you watch?

I'd take the third, hidden option; shooting myself in the face.

The Hills, because I don't understand that show at all, making it infinitely more interesting to me than "don't have sex ever or your life will be ruined" propaganda.

[Shlup]

The girls all started a masturbation campaign at school and their slogan is "Just Say ME," as opposed to the classic "Just Say NO". They're going around with posters and stickers and all the girls are so excited to masturbate. I died a million times. xD

[Jessweeee♪]

The girls all started a masturbation campaign at school and their slogan is "Just Say ME," as opposed to the classic "Just Say NO". They're going around with posters and stickers and all the girls are so excited to masturbate. I died a million times. xD

I was going to be done with this show after seeing the premiere, but we finally got cable in here and my roommate's into it so I totally caught that episode xD

I've always found the double standard with masturbation to be weird.

[Shlup]

It was an amazingly awkward episode. xDDD

[Raistlin]

The girls all started a masturbation campaign at school and their slogan is "Just Say ME," as opposed to the classic "Just Say NO". They're going around with posters and stickers and all the girls are so excited to masturbate. I died a million times. xD

I lol'd hard. I don't think I can bring myself to watch this show, but that sounds hilarious.

[Moon Rabbits]

I was gonna say "sixteen and pregnant" is a better show, but man I think this masturbation episode could top that. This show sounds like a whole lot of wtf.