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    I have no idea why you guys are surprised at this show. Though this show seems to exaggerate HS drama more than other shows that deals with HS drama, it should be known (and therefore no surprise) that ALL TV drama takes slightly plausible situations and treats them like they could happen twelve times a day.

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    You don't understand. The head cheerleader (who quit cheer after she had sex with her boyfriend and then her dad died in a plane crash because of it) got kicked out of the Christian Abstinence Club or whatever for going around school telling all of the girls they should masturbate. However, in spite of her wanting to the a doctor, she says the word "masturbate" is icky so she says stuff like "Did you Just Say ME this weekend? LOL I could do it every day!!" with her cheery blond overacting. And it's amazing.

    And there was a whole musical sequence of the teenage girls lying in their beds thinking about whether or not they wanted to Just Say ME. And it was amazing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack View Post
    You don't understand. The head cheerleader (who quit cheer after she had sex with her boyfriend and then her dad died in a plane crash because of it) got kicked out of the Christian Abstinence Club or whatever for going around school telling all of the girls they should masturbate. However, in spite of her wanting to the a doctor, she says the word "masturbate" is icky so she says stuff like "Did you Just Say ME this weekend? LOL I could do it every day!!" with her cheery blond overacting. And it's amazing.

    And there was a whole musical sequence of the teenage girls lying in their beds thinking about whether or not they wanted to Just Say ME. And it was amazing.
    I have to admit, it sounds funny. I get the humor from watching this show. It's like how some of my friends rent a bad movie on purpose for the lulz.

    However, it's the fact that I know there are views that take this 110% seriously that prevents me from watching this (or any other show like this). I'm not going to give those writers the satisfaction. It should be noted that I am intoxicated right now, so I may be more stubborn than usual.

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    You can't watch a stupid show 'cause you know some people like it for cereal?

    You are retarded. Go drink more. xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack View Post
    You can't watch a stupid show 'cause you know some people like it for cereal?

    You are retarded. Go drink more. xD
    Damn it, Shlup, don't tempt me!!! Seriously, I get what you are saying, though. If I probably saw it I would probably watch it and laugh my ass off. But hearing about it makes me just shake my head and go, "Wat."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sephex View Post
    I have no idea why you guys are surprised at this show. Though this show seems to exaggerate HS drama more than other shows that deals with HS drama, it should be known (and therefore no surprise) that ALL TV drama takes slightly plausible situations and treats them like they could happen twelve times a day.
    Yeah, from the looks of it I'm guessing it's like your typical ABC soap only everyone is a high school student.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack View Post
    You don't understand. The head cheerleader (who quit cheer after she had sex with her boyfriend and then her dad died in a plane crash because of it) got kicked out of the Christian Abstinence Club or whatever for going around school telling all of the girls they should masturbate. However, in spite of her wanting to the a doctor, she says the word "masturbate" is icky so she says stuff like "Did you Just Say ME this weekend? LOL I could do it every day!!" with her cheery blond overacting. And it's amazing.

    And there was a whole musical sequence of the teenage girls lying in their beds thinking about whether or not they wanted to Just Say ME. And it was amazing.
    That sounds funny and hot. I'll have to check out this episode.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack View Post
    You don't understand. The head cheerleader (who quit cheer after she had sex with her boyfriend and then her dad died in a plane crash because of it) got kicked out of the Christian Abstinence Club or whatever for going around school telling all of the girls they should masturbate. However, in spite of her wanting to the a doctor, she says the word "masturbate" is icky so she says stuff like "Did you Just Say ME this weekend? LOL I could do it every day!!" with her cheery blond overacting. And it's amazing.

    And there was a whole musical sequence of the teenage girls lying in their beds thinking about whether or not they wanted to Just Say ME. And it was amazing.
    Seriously, I want to watch this show. RITE NAO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack View Post
    You don't understand. The head cheerleader (who quit cheer after she had sex with her boyfriend and then her dad died in a plane crash because of it) got kicked out of the Christian Abstinence Club or whatever for going around school telling all of the girls they should masturbate. However, in spite of her wanting to the a doctor, she says the word "masturbate" is icky so she says stuff like "Did you Just Say ME this weekend? LOL I could do it every day!!" with her cheery blond overacting. And it's amazing.

    And there was a whole musical sequence of the teenage girls lying in their beds thinking about whether or not they wanted to Just Say ME. And it was amazing.
    I had to stop watching when the little brother with Down's Syndrome ordered a hooker over the internet to be his "friend." God, it was so painful!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack View Post
    You don't understand. The head cheerleader (who quit cheer after she had sex with her boyfriend and then her dad died in a plane crash because of it) got kicked out of the Christian Abstinence Club or whatever for going around school telling all of the girls they should masturbate. However, in spite of her wanting to the a doctor, she says the word "masturbate" is icky so she says stuff like "Did you Just Say ME this weekend? LOL I could do it every day!!" with her cheery blond overacting. And it's amazing.

    And there was a whole musical sequence of the teenage girls lying in their beds thinking about whether or not they wanted to Just Say ME. And it was amazing.
    I had to stop watching when the little brother with Down's Syndrome ordered a hooker over the internet to be his "friend." God, it was so painful!
    Oh my god did that seriously happen?

    xD

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    The DS dude is her older brother, not that it really matters.

    Also, said hooker is now getting married to the teen-mother's ex-boyfriend's rich father. The whole town is like one big orgy I swear.

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    Out of a massive need to find something to procrastinate with, I watched the "Just Say Me" episode and became even more shocked that there are people who actually watch this every week. The guys are almost as bad as the obnoxious teenage girls, in that they are ALL an exact stereotype. The only possible exception is the little brown kid, who I didn't see much from because he was too busy boning the one chick that would still have sex.

    The father freaking out about hearing his girls are masturbating was amusing. So was the girl getting kicked out of her church's teen abstinence group for publicly encouraging masturbating. Otherwise, it was more "wow, this is awful" than amusing, so I won't be watching any further.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raistlin View Post
    The guys are almost as bad as the obnoxious teenage girls, in that they are ALL an exact stereotype.
    Oh, I know! I felt offended as a teenager when I first saw this show

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    So, season finale, omggg! Cliffhanger!

    I am so sick of the parents, Ann and George. I love George but the whole "omg they're divorced they're having a baby let's date let's not let's marry let's not" is annoying. Ann is a cow.

    For those who read this thread for the ridiculouness: all the teenagers are deciding it's time to boff basically. The ex-boyfriend of the teenage mother still loves her but when he goes to see her she's all too busy to see him or something lame so the girlfriend of the teenage father decides she's going to get back at the teenage parents for kissing recently by de-virginizing the ex-boyfriend but the condom broke so, dun dun dun, season ends with a pregnancy test in her hands.

    She said she'll just abort it though so I don't know why she's gotta be so up-in-arms about it.

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