A long time ago I saw a Hong Kong movie called Fulltime Killer. Standard action flick about two assassins fighting over a girl and the right to be called the best assassin in Asia. While the girl was pretty hot, and one of the assassins, played by Andy Lau, was a total badass because he didn't give a smurf about rules and did the most publicly awesome assassinations, I always rooted for the other guy who preferred to stay back and do things professionally and unseen. Why? Because if I were gay I'd totally be gay for Takashi Sorimachi.