Murder Mysery Puzzle

[Misfit]

I'll use spoiler tags next round then. Does that make you feel better?

Yes! I stopped /wristing, will you kiss my booboos and bandage them now plx?

ALSO FYI I DID NOT HAVE THIRTY MINUTES, I have to drive home, put my bag and stuff away, change into comfy clothes, probably get a drink, talk to Eric, THEN surf the internet/do other things! GOSH! CAPS LOCK!!!!!1111111

This is fun.

I suppose-- just promise you won't hurt yourself anymore.

ALSO FYI...it took me two minutes to figure out the puzzle. Surely you could have replaced 'put bag and stuff away' and 'change into comfy clothes' and even possibly 'talk to Eric' with two minutes?

This is fun.

NO! I was enjoying a GIRLSCOUT THIN MINT COOKIE ... UH, BLIZZARD MINT WHATEVA it's name is thing AND IT WAS SO GEWD LIEK OMG

And like...!!!!!!!!!!!! Since we stopped at DQ on the way home we didn't get back till like, 11:25ish! And we had to watch out for the creepy homeless guy that hangs around the neighborhood and sleeps on the next door's houseseses porch swing so he didn't run into our house while we opened the door!!!!1 That took like 10 minutes all in itself!

SO THERE!

YEAH WELL...AT LEAST YOU GOT GOOD ICE CREAM OUT OF THE DEAL.


Knowing that makes my victory oh-so bittersweet.

It was... so good... it was so good Momiji. I couldn't finish it all, I had to put it in the freezer for tomorrow.

DON'T THINK ABOUT TOUCHING IT

Oh yeah, mommy - we find out who you murdered... IN THE NEXT PUZZLE!

[Momiji]

Isn't your arm getting tired of hammering yet?

[Misfit]

No, it's ttly my new favorite smiley in honor of HOOTERS.

WAY TO BREAK THE QUOTE PYRAMID

[Momiji]

That's what happens when you call me 'Mommy'. I don't like it when people call me that. Ask Goldenboko.

Also, what are you talking about? How can I be the murderer when you're the one with the bloody mallet eclipsed in your hands?

[Misfit]

Denmark is my mommy, everybody knows that!

[Momiji]

Oh, I thought you were accusing me!

I bet you are.

[Denmark]

No, I'm her mommy. xD Read that sentence again with that in your mind and it'll make more sense.

[Misfit]

And Mikztsu is my dammy, but he ... he left us.

I bet mommy murdered Levian, she secretly hates short people.

[Momiji]

No, Denmark killed Jaffar, and that's why he never comes around anymore! ;_;

[Misfit]

I dunno who Jaffar is, obvs somebody that posted here when I did not - which is probably a good thing if he's anything like a most loved man... Retarded.

GOOD JOB MOMMY, THAT'S MY MOMMY! YEAH! Mommies.

[Caraliz]

Misfit is my mommy.

[Misfit]

If I'm your mommy, that makes Psy your brother!

[Caraliz]

I raped Psy last night! I guess that means you're having incestuous grandchildren.

[Misfit]

I'm so proud of my kids!

[Caraliz]

We love you mommy!