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    Have you people ever read up on the actual size of pokemon? Venusaur is 6'7". That would make for one hell of a christmas dinner.


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    Well there's Pokčmon Crystal where they eat the Slowpoke tails...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~ View Post
    Well there's Pokčmon Crystal where they eat the Slowpoke tails...
    I totally forgot about that.

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    [mudkip] So, I herd u liek mudkipz. [/mudkip]

    You know, I would totally go for some Dodrio's wings, some Milktank's BBQ, even some Corpish's stew :mog:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus View Post
    Have you people ever read up on the actual size of pokemon? Venusaur is 6'7". That would make for one hell of a christmas dinner.
    Yeah but that's just a salad. I'd rather have some Blastoise soup.
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    A nice little Pikapple with breakfast.


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    Some houndour sounds awful nice right about now. Oh god Im turning Asian

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arc_Master_14 View Post
    Some houndour sounds awful nice right about now. Oh god Im turning Asian
    You're on an FF forum, you've been headed down that path for a while now.
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    I wonder what Gengar would taste like.

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    Only in vapor form.

    How about some Jynx? I want me some cannibalism.

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    You guys are freaks. I don't think they eat Pokemon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tavrobel View Post
    Only in vapor form.

    How about some Jynx? I want me some cannibalism.
    Hard telling, actually. Instead of being practically weightless like Gastly and Haunter, Gengar weighs 89.3lbs. That's a hell of a lot of vapor for something that's 4'11".

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    Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon View Post
    You guys are freaks. I don't think they eat Pokemon.
    You'd be wrong. One specific example is Farfetch'd. Farfetch'd are not found in the wild in the original game, implying that their existence is rare. Pokemon Yellow's description reinforces this belief, while in this excerpt, a description of Farfetch'd follows the clues to the natural conclusion: Farfetch'd can be eaten. It might be a distasteful practice, but apparently, Farfetch'd is something of a delicacy.

    Quote Originally Posted by http://www.nationmaster.com/encyclopedia/Farfetch%27d
    The use of the stick as its self-defense has achieved an ironic fate for the majority of the Farfetch’d species, for Farfetch’d has been consistently poached as game where it would be then served up as a meal edible by humans, with its onion stick as a side serving as perfect garnish. The resulting rarity of the Pokémon has caused an effort to breed the Pokémon in captivity so as to prevent its extinction.
    There are extinct Pokemon, too.

    Additionally, there is an episode in which the Team Rocket group attempts to eat the Farfetch'd. Bulbapedia says that it is episode 145 of the original series. In the episode Pokemon Shipwreck, episode 16, they contemplate eating Magikarp, if only it weren't scales, bones, and evolves into a giant blue dragon that gets a bunch of its friends ans tries to kill the group; since this even occurs in the first season of Pokemon, it should be the only canon that one is to consider anime-wise, and they specifically say they'll eat Magikarp.

    I'd like my Tauros medium rare with some Seaking filet on the side. Maybe you could grill some Shroomish and dabble it on with reckless abandon.

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    They gotta catch em first.

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