My Twitter would read as such:

"Woo, bought a Nobles Deck!"
"God damn some asshole horde just killed me while I was mining a rich saronite node."
"smurf ANOTHER HORDE JUSTK ILLED ME"
"fdkhdjkahgjkdhgdjklahg smurfing horde"
"Woo doing dailies"
"Woo dead again"
"Woo bedtime"

I don't need a twitter.