Now why would they want you to rule them when they could rule with us?
Because if everyone is a ruler, there's nothing to rule over. The world needs one solid ruler to lead it to progress, and that is the GP.

They won't unite the world of EoFF, they'll just take it over oppress everyone in it!
Taking over everything will be uniting everything. Oppress everyone? Goatsecs members - no. Non-Goatsecs people - yeah, sort of.