Last semester, my girlfriend had a roommate that played music on repeat for hours and days at a time. Same CD, every single day, for a week. It got to the point where Spring Awakening and Red Hot Chili Peppers made her ill. Her suite mates were fat and annoying and messy. They liked to talk very loudly about their sex lives, much to both our dismay. I yelled at them once for being too loud. It made them angry, so they got louder. So I banged on the wall a few times and then played heavy death metal at top volume.

My roommate is the boyfriend of one of the girls who my girlfriend will be living with next semester. From what I have heard, he is fairly responsible and is an Ex-Marine. I have yet to talk to him because we both have issues calling people. I will be meeting him for the first time sometime next week. I'm sure it will be less-than-stellar.

I also had three roommates when I was in the Navy. The first one was a 19-20 year old gamer who I got along with fine. He moved out or got married or something and soon after I got my second roommate. He was a 30-something year old creepy guy who liked to gawk at 18-year-old girls and make creepy comments. He was a fairly awkward fellow who might have been slightly retarded, I manipulated him into doing what I wanted sometimes and it was fun. He moved out and I was glad for it though because his creepiness was beginning to wear thin. My third roommate was a complete and utter idiot in every sense and meaning of the word. One time, he was masturbating while I was playing WoW, raiding. I told the entire raid that "my roommate is masturbating right now". This, of course, stopped the entire raid for about five minutes while they figured out what I said, whether or not I was serious, and laughed about it for another five minutes. After him, I had no roommate and I wandered around my room naked after work and on my days off. It was glorious.

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tl,dr: roommates suck and that's a really retarded filter. gg