Nr., sind Sie eine Torte.Originally Posted by Psychotic
No, you are a pie.
Nr., sind Sie eine Torte.
No, you are a pie.
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Ich mochte ein ei vor mein magen.
I probably spelled a lot of that wrong!
Something to do with eggs?
Well no need to know German here!
Ihr Briefkasten hatte ein Ei gestern Abend
Your mailbox had an egg last night!
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German nouns are always always ALWAYS capitalized.
Ich spreche . . .Screw it. I don't speak German. I took German I in high school so I can understand like one postcard every three weeks on PostSecret Deutsch.
This is funny and related.
Guten tag
there was a picture here
Hihi, that looks all funny from a german point of view
Ich bin ein berliner.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
durch für gegen ohne um
LUFTWAFFLE
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Bis, durch, für, gegen, ohne, um, entlang. That was the sequence I learned at school, anyway.
Kennst du nicht den Akkusativ, bist du wirklich dumm.
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