FFXIII "Shiva-Cycle" Play Art is certainly... interesting.

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Behind Lightning is a suitably-scaled Shiva cycle. Because the one thing we know about the game is that summoned monsters transform into vehicles. I'm going to use my editor-fu to get a recording of Peter Cullen saying, "Eidelons, transform and roll out!" Just you wait.

The Shiva cycle is an impressive piece of toy sculpture, scaled to be ridable by "Lightning," or perhaps "Mr. 33cm." It's detailed and intricate and I'm told it transforms Mospaeda-style into wearable armor or some such. Lots of colorful paint apps, too, a classy combination of blues and bronzes. Nice work all around. But...

...it's also basically porn. The bike is made of not one but two Shivas, sitting face to face and straddling one another. Dark blue Shiva (on the right) dislocates her legs and puts them around light blue Shiva (on the left). Light blue Shiva snuggles up and puts her legs between dark blue Shiva's, and tucks her hands under her chin so that her face and hands become a perch for the rider's groin. Meanwhile, dark blue Shiva is staring at the rider's chest -- presumably, that's Lightning's chest.

Suddenly, FFXIII is looking like the kind of thing that's gonna be difficult to explain to your loved ones.

"I swear to god, it's Rated T for Teen!"
"Save it for divorce court, pervert."

Topic: What summons would make good motorcycles/vehicles or something?