I like being white.

Jergens came out with Natural Glow. This is the biggest piece of skullskullskullskull product ever for pale girls. Even the fair one! It seriously makes you orange. I put it on my legs once and had the ugliest nastiest orange yellow brown color. And it was streaky, even though it told me to use it "just like everyday lotion" which is skullskullskullskullskullskullskullskull.

Then Olay came out with quench with the hint of sun. I didn't mind that as much. But I don't know what the smurf they make now and I'm not interested. I like being pale.