Man decapitates passenger aboard Greyhound bus in Manitoba: witness
Needless to say, this is not a way to get a head in life.
Man decapitates passenger aboard Greyhound bus in Manitoba: witness
Needless to say, this is not a way to get a head in life.
Oh my... Now I have to worry about people becoming deranged and starts hacking people with a machete. As if bombs weren't frightening enough...
Lets just say that after reading this article, I'm a little lightheaded.
At least the boy will no longer have any headaches, so to speak...
Oh you silly punman.
Well, I'm not taking a bus to Canada ever again.
Maybe I'll fly.
Lol, you all seem to talk like this happens everyday.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
Well here, buses either:
- Get hi-jacked...
- Blows up...
- or spontaneously ignites...
Not to mention bus related accidents and deaths...
Funny how you never hear of it. Until now.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
I'm only posting in this thread to act as a buffer so that Fonz can post another head pun.
That's horrible. Well I'm never going to Canada now.
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