The Gaiku Thread

[Rantz]

Ohoho! Time for some gaming poetry! That's [nerdy * nerdy = nerdy²] for those of you who can count.

What you do here is take a game you like or dislike, one you've played or haven't played, pretty much any game. Then you write a little haiku about it, be it a review, a synopsis or just random comments about it. Use any form of Haiku you wish.

Inspired by Five-word/Haiku Reviews - The Eegra Forums

Examples:

Final Fantasy VII
Hey Aeris don't die
We were gonna get it on
Sephiroth is mean

Breakout
Die little brick things
How many levels are there
Oh man I hate this

Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney
The bracelet thing sucked
"Made from a special alloy"?
Hell no it's magic.

(Gaiku: Portmanteau of Game and Haiku)

[JKTrix]

I like this thread idea.

Rhythm Tengoku Gold
Oh "Rhythm Heaven"
How I love your crazy ways.
I will make a thread.

Final Fantasy
Final Fantasy
5 syllables on its own
It's quite pretentious

I like this one from the site you linked:

Space Invaders Extreme
Pew-pew-pew pew pew!
Pew pew-pew pew pew-pew pew!
Oh bugger I died

[Momiji]

Rantzien, I love you for making a thread like this.

Guilty Gear XX
I play as Bridget
...hey, hey, wait, she has a what!?
Wow, this is awkward.

Etrian Odyssey, part 1
We're on our way out
From fighting in the forest
...oh smurf, F.O.E.

Etrian Odyssey, part 2
Oh, it's just a deer
This will be no problem at--
Damn it, we're all dead.

[Necronopticous]

Look in my signature.

[Madame Adequate]

X-Com
Dear holy god run
There's like seven chrysalids
Oh god why, help me

Katamari
Rolly ball of fun
Rolls everywhere it wants
Never rolling alone~

[Momiji]

Portal
Speedy thing goes in
Orange portal to blue portal
Speedy thing comes out

[Shoeberto]

System Shock 2:
More Cyber Modules
Time for upgrades! Wait... hybrids!
Run run shoot run run!

Metal Gear Solid 3
EVA, you so fine
SPOILER: I got to tap that
I'm still in a dream

Team Fortress 2
Hahahaha!
You cannot outsmart bullet!
Wait... who touched my gun?!

[Roto13]

Soul Calibur IV
There's a great big sword
And another great big sword
And lots of huge tits

Boom Blox
Nothing is more fun
Than throwing bombs lil' calves.
Am I a bad man?

Pac-Man
Waka waka wak
waka waka waka wak-
WEEOOWEEOO POIT

[Vermachtnis]

Harvest Moon
Radish! Cucumber!
It is a baby boy! Yay!
Winter is boring

Wild ARMs 4
To the Black Market.
New Swords! New Badges! Armor!
We need more money

Disgaea
Fallen Angel Flonne
Whumph! Nin nin nin! FLONNEZILLA!
Ultimate attack!

[Momiji]

Halo 3
Standing on my face
Up down up down up down up
Hey you, knock it off.

Final Fantasy VII
A long black trenchcoat,
Silver hair, mommy issues
And yet you like him?

Guitar Hero 3
Let's try expert mode!
I picked "Through the Fire and Flames".
My fingers hurt now.

Touhou 6: The Embodiment of Scarlet Devil
At last you reach her
A psychotic young lady
You don't continue

I'm having fun with this.

[rubah]

Wild Arms
Whistle through the night
The lights converge on our friends;
A turned based battle?!

Final Fantasy 4 (ds)
Black Magic, Recall
White Magic, Summon time GO;
Oh hey, Cover!

[Roto13]

Final Fantasy Tactics
I'm in a tower.
Man this is hard. I should save.
Oh crap. Now I'm screwed.

[demondude]

A nazi cactuar?
Uh oh one thousand needles.
god effin' damnit!

[JKTrix]

Super Mario World
Newborn from an egg,
Enslaved by a fat plumber.
At least he feeds me.

Super Mario World 2
Ow, I hit something.
Baby's in a bubble now.
How'd he get in there?

[Roto13]

Viewtiful Joe
Dude gets stuck in movie.
Henshin-a-go-go, baby!
Pink's for manly men.