So today in Best Buy, I helped a little girl discover a love for video games.
So what good have you done for today's youth? Or just anybody in general?
Youth!
So today in Best Buy, I helped a little girl discover a love for video games.
So what good have you done for today's youth? Or just anybody in general?
Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky me again! I hardly knew I should use me feet again!
What do you have to say for yourself?
If that girl turns into a huge geek with no friends and no social life because she spends all her time on her games then it's your fault.
I teach my nephew to draw, he's only two so I have a long ways to go.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
I once talked a 12-year-old out of buying World of Warcraft at Target. I felt like a philanthropist.
I taught my nephew how to "cheat" at his maths homework by doing his multiplication and long addition in the shortest possible way. He's like 4/5 so he's really good at maths now in his class. I also made my 3 older nephews love computer games. And my Niece likes Halo 3....oh yes indeed I am good to the youth of today!
I am in the process of converting a child to Final Fantasism. I don't know if this will ruin their life or not, but oh well.
Hitting them.
Hard.
I've worked as a teacher. I'm not really sure whether or not the kids benefited from it, though? :laugh:
What the heck! - it was a lot of fun working with kids and if it didn't benefit them in any kind of way, I sure benefited from it. It was a good learning experience.
I have ignored them
...
I haven't eaten a child in a while.
I told them to shut up or get the hell out of the house. Yeah I am very hostile...
I got some of my little brother's friends to smoke. One of them thinks he's addicted and can't quit.
Anon say I.
I asked them nicely to get off my lawn...
and by that I mean I told them to stop stealing my rhubarb and get off my property before I call the cops.
I lolgasmed uncontrollably.Originally Posted by Kirobaito
I grabbed a toy for this kid was reaching for and gave it to him. I'm not totally sure what happened after that.
I returned a little girls Harry Potter book to her.
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