Disorganized Crime

[Clouded Sky]

Have you ever broken the law?

Me? I've definitely jay-walked before and I'm guilty of downloading like 3 songs. =( I can't think of any other offenses, but if I have they're probably all minor things.

What about the rest of you? Is everyone a good law-abiding citizen?

[Zeldy]

I very almost got a criminal record. I've also nearly been caught underage drinking, I've downloaded tons of music and watched pirated DVDs. lul.

[Fonzie]

Indecent exposure.

[Clouded Sky]

Oh. I forgot about that. I have had a drink from time to time, nothing serious, but I've never been caught!

[Denmark]

It's only indecent in some cases. What are you saying about yourself, Fonzie?

And yeah [insert standard 20-year-old crimes here]

[Roto13]

Manslaughter.

[I Took the Red Pill]

Underage drinking, marijuana smoking, and piracy are the only real ones that come to mind. Probably a million little obscure laws that nobody knows about and are never enforced.

Oh and when I was a little skateboard punk I used to get in trouble with the cops skating in places you weren't supposed to. FIGHT THE POWER.

[Zeldy]

marijuana smoking

oh crap yeah, add that to my list too xD as well as getting my friends to buy me cigarettes (who arn't 18~)

[Vermachtnis]

I've ran a couple of stop signs and red light. But in my defense there was a tree there and it didn't see the sign and the light was red for over minute and it was four in the morning.

[bipper]

I try to be innocent. If I break the law, it is to save myself from some inconvenient trouble (such as using a crosswalk, or speeding so I am not late). So I am a self interested vigilante.

[Lawr]

All I've done is piracy.

[rubah]

speeding, blatant left turn on a five lane highway at a red light, not stopping at other red lights/stop signs, driving across the double yellow line, downloading several thousand mp3s, downloading expensive software, creating CP, spreading software, having a piece of city property in my room, circumventing EULAs and other signed policies, underaged drinking, smuggling flowers into a foriegn country, lying about my age to circumvent the COPPA, riding a bike and an ATV without a helmet, operating or riding in a motor vehicle without wearing a seatbelt, and back in my elementary school days, some not-so-subtle plagarism 8)

some of those probably weren't against the law, but they sound good.

oh yeah, and I haven't registered to vote yet. Good thing I'm not a boy!

[Tallulah]

Fare skipping on trains, and technically public order offences, namely drunk and disorderly, and drunk in a public place. I have not been caught or convicted of any of the above, though.

[Fonzie]

speeding, blatant left turn on a five lane highway at a red light, not stopping at other red lights/stop signs, driving across the double yellow line, downloading several thousand mp3s, downloading expensive software, creating CP, spreading software, having a piece of city property in my room, circumventing EULAs and other signed policies, underaged drinking, smuggling flowers into a foriegn country, lying about my age to circumvent the COPPA, riding a bike and an ATV without a helmet, operating or riding in a motor vehicle without wearing a seatbelt, and back in my elementary school days, some not-so-subtle plagarism 8)

some of those probably weren't against the law, but they sound good.

oh yeah, and I haven't registered to vote yet. Good thing I'm not a boy!

Well EoFF, where is your God now?

[Lawr]

speeding, blatant left turn on a five lane highway at a red light, not stopping at other red lights/stop signs, driving across the double yellow line, downloading several thousand mp3s, downloading expensive software, creating CP, spreading software, having a piece of city property in my room, circumventing EULAs and other signed policies, underaged drinking, smuggling flowers into a foriegn country, lying about my age to circumvent the COPPA, riding a bike and an ATV without a helmet, operating or riding in a motor vehicle without wearing a seatbelt, and back in my elementary school days, some not-so-subtle plagarism 8)

some of those probably weren't against the law, but they sound good.

oh yeah, and I haven't registered to vote yet. Good thing I'm not a boy!

Well EoFF, where is your God now?

I thought the same thing too. Ruby what is "creating CP?"


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