Breaking Dawn (*Spoilers inside*)

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I've spoiled myself on all parts of the plot so far, haven't read it yet, and my only view is truly epic lulz. They just keep on getting worse imo.

(SPOILER)reneesme. RENEESME. genius

Looking forward to hiraaarious vampire sex and bella self-hate

(SPOILER)How would you even pronouce that? XD

Sadly, the vampire sex was all ~fade to black and implied innuendos. xD And there's this one point where Bella is like BEGGING for sex. It's just sad, really.

I always wondered if Bella would have fallen in love with Edward if he was Fugly.

Probably not. xD Then Edward would have eaten her.

And Twilight would not exist.