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    Moogle If EoFF Mated

    I thought this would be a fun competition for those that are even mildly photoshop/MSPaint skilled.

    For those of you not familiar with "If They Mated", <a href="http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Late_Night_with_Conan_OBrien/iftheymated/"> it's a piece that Conan O'Brien does on his late night show</a>. He takes two celebrities that are tied together somehow in the news, tabloids, etc... and merges(photoshops) their pictures together to show what their "offspring" would look like. Sometimes they don't do any photoshopping and show another celebrity, like if Hillary Clinton and Tony Blair mated they might show the offspring as Al Sharpton or Carrot Top.

    For the first round of this competition, I'll need people to submit their photos that they want "mated". There are only a few guidelines for the photos:
    • The pictures should be EoFF appropriate and should be a clean, relatively straight-on shot of your face/head so it is easy to "mate" with another person's face. See below for examples of good and bad submission photos.
    • The photos must be of yourself. You can't submit pictures of other people.
    • Try to make the submission photos as high quality as possible. A fuzzy, 100 pixel by 100 pixel face of you in the middle of a crowd will be hard for someone to work with which means no one will probably use your photo. That's no fun.
    • Each person may submit up to two photos of themselves to add a little variety to the competition.

    <table align="center"><tr><td align="center"><b>QUALITY MATING MATERIAL</b><br/>Hot Stuff!!!!</td><td align="center"><b>POOR MATING MATERIAL</b><br/>Get away you bum!!!!</td></tr></table>

    As this isn't an official competition or event, I'll accept photos until they finish trickling in and then move onto the mating part. To submit photos, feel free to either host them on your webspace and provide the link or attach the images to a post. Please try to avoid displaying the picture in-post if it's a high quality because I hate huge images that take up the entire screen and it's my contest and I can make my own rules up.
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    Highest resolution of my face these forums have ever seen!

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    http://forums.eyesonff.com/attachmen...1&d=1218591802

    There you go.
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    I LOVE If They Mated. Conan ftw.

    I'm gonna have your face mate with itself, Mulley.

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    This sounds too furry for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Baloki View Post
    This sounds too furry for me.
    Too furry? Too furry? Does such a thing exist for you?
    Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.

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    Sorry about the light!
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    I take it my shadowy photos of myself won't be accepted if I submitted them...

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    Awesome submissions folks, keep them coming! I especially encourage couples in our EoFF community to submit pictures of themselves so we can see a preview of what their offspring will look like.
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    I can't actually do any of the morphing. I don't have photoshop so any attempt I make will look bad...

    Besides, Conan says the thing they use to merge the photos is NASA technology. [/no lie]

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    Wow, I just realized that I really don't have head-on pictures that shows 100% of my head and that doesn't involve me wearing a silly hat. All of my pics are slanted or cut off on my hair! And my webcam quality is crap so here you go, my hottest face on pic. xD



    And if that won't do I guess you'll have to go with this.



    Unless I can be arsed to try to take a high quality one with my webcam tomorrow.


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    I'm tempted to use Mulley's pictures as a signature.

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    Looking good so far folks. Let's get a few more faces to throw into the genetic cesspool that is EoFF and we'll start the mating!
    Figaro Castle

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