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    every one says the italians are really good lovers, but i can't help but wonder whats so great about them. i mean yeah i've kissed an italian and it was like i died and gone to heaven but what makes them so great
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    We've just got it bebeh, amirite Ryechu?

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    Our greasy hair and skin contains an aphrodisiac. It also contains electrolytes that keeps us going and going in the bed. Like vitamin water, except I wouldn't want to drink it.

    scrumpy: Oh yeahhhh!


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    Where to start? Their grease. Their mustaches. Whatever you want, no matter your kink, they've got the uh... 'connections' to get it fulfilled. And who can say no to a people who will 'plumb your pipes' and then bake you a pizza?

    I mean, once you overlook the fashion.

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    From what I can tell Italian culture fosters some of the happiest people on earth. I guess that translates well into the bedroom.

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    I like basketti.

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    My boyfriend is an Italian Stallion.

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    I'm Italian

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    I wear Italian jeans.
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!

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    Italian boys are hot, especially jocky ones.
    Don't care what kind of lover they are, if i can just look at 'em.
    now safe beneath their wisdom, and their feet;
    here i will teach you truly how, to sleep.




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    we italians are a fine breed! >=O

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    Argh! I thought it was going to be a discussion about the sodas.

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    It's the cheese.

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    Girls are attracted to the "bad boy" type.

    All Italians are in the mafia.

    The mafia is a criminal organization.

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    Much like the Yakuza.

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