"With all these bloody wizards, no one would ever suspect me."

"Hey, what about the Muggle kid?"

"Yeah, doesn't it make sense that he'd be trying to get rid of us? Doesn't he hate wizards?"

"Yeah he does!"

"What are you talking about? I'm innocent, I swear! Investigate me and see!"

"Oh but I investigated you and saw that you were the Godfather, explain that plz."

"Um well um you must be insane."

"Well, only one way to find out, isn't there, Mr. Harry Potter sir! We must lynch the cousin of Harry Potter!"

And thus they took the little house-elf's advice and did just that. And lo and behold, Dudley Dursley was the Godfather, played by Arc_Master_14! Thanks for playing!

Night 4 begins now, get night actions in ASAP, yada yada yada. You know the drill by now.