Emma Hermione, you dirty whore! I hope you only infected Ron with your dirty disease. That's right, Hermione had crabs. But the crabs found on Hermione in the morning weren't the standard louse-like crabs. They'd been magically enchanted to become 100 times larger and venomous, but then die after killing Hermione. Such a waste of a good brain, too.

Hermione was a Prostitute, played by Clouded Sky! Thanks fer playin!


Animal cruelty? Surely, no one would commit such a terrible crime! Especially against such a fearsome animal as Buckbeak! Except Lucius Malfoy and that executioner from Prisoner of Azkaban, but they're not involved in this, so Beaky felt safe.

Someone else must have thought killing an innocent Hippogriff was a cool idea. While Beaky was sleeping, he was restrained and injected with lethal amounts of elephant tranquilizers.

Buckbeak was a Jailkeeper, played by Jiro and Laddy. Thanks for playing, guys!


Day 5 starts now-ish! Play for 24 hours, you lonely 10. Takes 6 votes to lynch.