"Let's go bother Snape!"

"I am Snape, the Potions Master slash Record Keeper. And I woke up crying and I don't know why."

"Record Keeper? What is that? That's an original role! YOU MUST BE SCUM!"

"No, let me explain."

"No, let's hang him!"

"Yaaaaaaaay!"

"Wait. I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death."

"I have a better idea. Let's hang him!"

And so they did.

"I liked the part where he stopped moving."

But alas. Severus Snape was a Record Keeper, played by f f freak. Thanks for playing!


Night 5 begins now. It will go for hopefully less than 12 hours, not nearly as many night actions to get now than there were before. Those of you that have them, get them in! Let's get this over with. I'm going for a run and then eating dinner.