amg noircat, you have the same tunnels and tattoo as my boyfriend. You two should become friends.
amg noircat, you have the same tunnels and tattoo as my boyfriend. You two should become friends.
Yeah, wow that's a freaky coincidence.
Presenting "Rantzien: Half-naked, overworked and slightly hyper edition"
I like how Noircat seems to be five different people.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
Originally Posted by rubah
What do you do with a self-adhesive bandage the day after you give blood?
Become a karate master!
Slumber party!Presenting "Rantzien: Half-naked, overworked and slightly hyper edition"
:letsgo:
k, what you don't see:
1. my obnoxiously growing fast hair
2. a smile
3. the face i'm making in protest against terrible japanimation on nickelodeon
4. how white and pale my skin truly is
but yeah ok, i've got an eye on you or some junk.
now safe beneath their wisdom, and their feet;
here i will teach you truly how, to sleep.
Skt's eye scared me
What are you crazy kids doing on the interwebs right now?
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Below are two pics of moi. One is me violating some straws. The other is me, my guy, and a friend whilst doing an insane amount of drinking.
Whatever you're drinking looks delicious.
Also, the guys face in the background is so priceless<3.
edit: i guess a recent picture for topic purposes:
That, my friend, is an 84oz. Sex on the Beach. Quite yum.
And I know! xDD I have no idea who that is either..xD
Huxley and Jess went to the Waterfire festival in Providence, it was the best day of our lives.
These guys ambushed us and accused Jess of cannibalism! It was awesome, we had no idea they were or what they were doing. First thing we saw when we got off the bus xD
Us!
Waterfire was amazing.
Btw: look at the size difference between our hands.
Huxley and Jess went to the Waterfire festival in Providence, it was the best day of our lives.
These guys ambushed us and accused Jess of cannibalism! It was awesome, we had no idea they were or what they were doing. First thing we saw when we got off the bus xD
Us!
Waterfire was amazing.
Btw: look at the size difference between our hands.
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