Sabin = Gay Joe, i like when they call him "Gay Joe of figaro"
Shadow= Ho (cos he'll do anything for the right price apparently)
Strago= Cherry (no reaon)

Cloud= Cloudy (just cos its a little more feminine)
Aeris= Almaz (cos i thought the line in that song was "And i watch holy" instead of " and i watch wholly"
Red XIII = Gregor, ????
Vincent= Vince, (cos i like how Yuffie and Cid call him Vince in doc, its cute)

Squall= Quistis
Rinoa= Quistis
so that it reads
"Quistis
Quistis! Seifer took Quistis"