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    absolutely haram Recognized Member Madame Adequate's Avatar
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    I play videogames until I've forgotten I was unhappy.

    Of course one could argue that videogames are why my life is fail in the first place, but if you think that, you've clearly not played enough videogames!

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    i randomly dissapear for years.
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!

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    Go gym. I find physically taking my mind of things to be much more effective.
    The below sentence is true.
    The above sentence is false.

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    I beat people up...
    I believe in the power of humanity.

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    SOYSPA

    I just don't.

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    I usually talk to my two best friends My friend ben and my friend shawn. Ben will make me laugh and Shawn because she is really good at comforting me.

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    I still have no idea of what I do. I exist, and things happen.
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    I get revenge....
    ~*Fizzgig*~

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    I've never had a nervous breakdown. I'm too laid back ^_^

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    I stop coming here. xD

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