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But it feels like being 19![]()
I'm Of California driving permit age. In December I'll be of legal license age.
I've been on here since I was 12. I'm 20 now!
8 years of my life. That's 2/5 of my life being a member here. What the hell. xD
It was bad when I turned 20 and was like "damn, I spent the entirety of my teenage years at EoFF". And by bad, I mean awesome.
Over 9000!
I'm almost able to drink.
20 odd years.
27 years old.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
Five and about 39 halves.
Denny: You were here in 2000? Wow! Man, I never noticed you until later. Probably all those name changes.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
I'm the oldest member of EoFF.![]()
Hello Pika Art by Dr Unne ~~~ godhatesfraggles
If I answered that it would give you a clue.![]()
Hello Pika Art by Dr Unne ~~~ godhatesfraggles
On a sidenote, I wonder if Mum is now the first grandparent to be registered at EoFF (or at least the first one to have posted more than five times).
Bow before the mighty Javoo!