Here are my favorite death scenes of the ones I wrote:
There was no sleeping for any of the staff that night. With so few of them left, the board was going crazy. So many threads to close, double posts to delete! They were overwhelmed. For some reason the members decided this was a good time to start up the old Rinoa=Ultimecia debate. Future Esthar claiming Rinoa=Zell didn't help either. Zeromus_X tried hard to keep everyone calm and discuss the game with a cool head. But who could keep calm when arguing over FFVIII? While the debate poured on, poor Zero did not bother to look above to the FFVII Fourm. Down from the forum descended a mysterious silver-haired katana-wielding man who thrust his sword right through Zeromus_X's backside.

Zeromus_X was a Citizen played by Pureghetto.
Del Murder was having a bad week. His girlfriend had died, and his fantasy football team had come in last place. So he had every reason to mope around in the Staff Forum. But the rest of the staff didn’t agree. They thought he was being a little too mopey, for a citizen. So they devised a plan. That afternoon fire_of_avalon called Del up and told him her boyfriend was beating her and she needed him to come enforce. Del Murder hopped in his Rolls and sped to the scene. When he neared the bridge he stopped at the toll booth to pay the toll. That’s when the entire staff jumped out of the toll booth with tommy guns blazing. 288 bullets later Del was dead.

But something was wrong. Del’s head didn’t look just right. crono_logical went up for a closer look. That wasn’t Del’s face…it was a mask! crono_logical ripped off Del’s mask to reveal…gasp…RSL! Del Murder was really RSL this whole time! The staff had inadvertently killed the most beloved member in Eyes on FF history! They couldn’t possibly hold discussions at this point, the blow was too big. They decided to take the next day off and mourn this tragedy.

Del Murder was, you guessed it, Beloved Princess! And he was played by oddler.
The BP was one of the better 'Oh smurf!' moments too.