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    Default Scummies, for your consideration

    Note: This is still incomplete. I will be editing this as i finish the coding for the pretty tables. Currently games I through VII are done.

    Thank you o_O for helping me fix the problem with the blank lines.

    A big thanks to Jessweeee(note) for doing the stuff for games I - IV. I appreciate it.

    Just some stuff to make the Scummies a little easier to vote/nominate for! I'll

    update when the finalists are revealed

    <a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/mafia/109341-mafia-game-over.html">Mafia

    I</a>
    Victory: Town


    Our first game, no special theme this time!

    Captain Maxx Power
    Del Murder - Lynched, Day 3
    demondude55 - Lynched, Day 1.
    DK - Lynched, Day 4 MAFIA
    Faris WINNER
    fire_of_avalon - Lynched, Day 7 MAFIA
    Flying Mullet WINNER
    I Took the Red Pill COP WINNER
    KH-Cloudy - Lynched, Day 6 MAFIA
    Jessweeee♪ - Killed in an abandoned mental hospital, Day 4.
    Lekana WINNER
    Magus of Zeal - Lynched, Day 2 WINNER
    Miriel - Impaled by a camera lens, Night 1
    oddler - Killed by eels in his bathtub, Night 2
    Old Manus - Lynched, Day 5 MAFIA
    Psychotic - Killed by a chainsaw, Day 2
    Radje - Killed by global warming, Night 7 COP
    Rengori - Lynched, Day 7
    Resha - Shot, Night 4
    Sergeant Hartman WINNER
    Shauna WINNER
    Shiny - Decapitated, Night 6
    The Fonz - Exploded, Day 4
    The Summoner of Leviathan - Run over by a car, Night 5
    Übel - Killed by a bear trap, Night 3


    <a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/mafia/111573-mafia-second-edition-game-

    over.html">Mafia II: Disney Edition</a>
    Victory: Town


    <table> <tr> <td> Account </td> <td> Role </td> <td> Player(s) </td> <td>Death</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Aladdin</td> <td>Citizen</td> <td>McLovin'</td> <td>Survived</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Alice</td><td>Godfather</td> <td>Shiny & Miriel</td> <td>Lynched Day 4</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Baloo</td> <td>Commuter</td> <td>Jessweeee♪ & Death by Moogles</td> <td>Survived</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Bambi</td> <td>Naive Doctor</td> <td>NeoTifa & Jojee</td> <td>Survived</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Belle</td> <td>Citizen</td> <td>Miriel</td> <td>Killed Night 1</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Buzz Lightyear</td> <td>Traitor</td> <td>ShlupQuack & f f freak</td> <td>Survived</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Chip</td> <td>Weak Doctor</td> <td>DK</td> <td>Survivor</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Cinderella</td> <td>Mafia Usurper</td> <td>Psychotic</td> <td>Lynched Day 2</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Dale</td> <td>Goon</td> <td>Demon Dude</td> <td>Lynched Day 3</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Dumbo</td> <td>Citizen</td> <td>Raebus & Shauna</td> <td>Survived</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Hercules</td> <td>Citizen</td> <td>Resha & Lekana</td> <td>Killed Night 2</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Mickey</td> <td>Cop</td> <td>Faris & The Summoner of Leviathan</td> <td>Survived</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Peter Pan</td> <td>Citizen</td> <td>Loony BoB</td> <td>Survived</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Pinocchio</td> <td>Citizen</td> <td>Sergeant Hartman</td> <td>Survived</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Pluto</td>
    <td>Bodyguard</td> <td>Del Murder</td> <td>Survived</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Pocahontas</td> <td>Citizen</td> <td>qwertyxsora</td> <td>Survived</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Quasimodo</td> <td>Cop</td> <td>Hazzard & smittenkitten</td> <td>Survived</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Robin Hood</td> <td>Citizen</td> <td>Flying Mullet & The Fonz</td> <td>Killed Night 4</td> </tr><tr> <td>Simba</td> <td>Miller</td> <td>Rengori & scrumpleberry</td> <td>Survived</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Tarzan</td> <td>Faith Healer</td> <td>Fire Breath Bowser</td> <td>Killed Night 3</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Triton</td> <td>Goon</td> <td>Jess & edczxcvbnm</td> <td>Lynched Day 1</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Winnie the Pooh</td> <td>Goon</td> <td>Baloki</td> <td>Lynched Day 5</td> </tr></table>


    <a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/112428-mafia-pokemon-edition-question-next-round-please-answer.html">Mafia III: Pokemon Edition</a>
    Victory: Nobody won because Pyromaniak hacked into all of the accounts and read everyone's role PM (but not Pikachu's because Jessweeee♪ thought something like this would happen when I saw the password was thundershock and so I changed it). He was then banned from EoFF. PYROMANIAK IS A JERK. CAPS LOCK MAKES IT TRUE!


    <a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/mafia/113222-mafia-iv-official-game-thread-game-over-town-win.html">Mafia IV: Staff Edition</a>
    Victory: Town

    <table><tr> <td>Cid</td> <td>Citizen</td> <td>leader of mortals</td> <td>Killed Night 4</td></tr>
    <tr> <td>crono_logical</td> <td>Doctor</td> <td>Psychotic (replaced Kentarou)</td> <td>Killed Night 8</td>
    </tr><tr> <td>Kawaii Ryűkishi</td> <td>Serial Killer</td> <td>Psychotic & Lekana</td> <td>Killed Night 1</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Leeza</td> <td>Citizen</td> <td>Clouded Sky</td> <td>Killed Day 7</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Loony BoB</td> <td>Citizen</td> <td>Jojee</td> <td>Lynched Day 1</td> </tr>
    <tr> <td>Del Murder</td> <td>Beloved Princess</td> <td>oddler</td> <td>Lynched Day 5</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Roogle</td> <td>Cop</td> <td>Jessweeee♪ & Death by Moogles</td> <td>Killed Night 6</td></tr> <tr> <td>ShlupQuack</td> <td>Goon</td> <td>Goldenboko</td> <td>Lynched Day 2</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Yamaneko</td> <td>Naive Cop</td> <td>Iceglow</td> <td>Lynched Day 8</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Azar</td> <td>Goon</td> <td>Levian</td> <td>Lynched Day 4</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Behold the Void</td> <td>Godfather</td> <td>Jojee & edczxcvbnm</td> <td>Lynched Day 9</td> </tr> <tr> <td>eestlinc</td> <td>Citizen</td> <td>qwertyxsora</td> <td>Survived</td> </tr> <tr> <td>fire_of_avalon</td> <td>Citizen</td> <td>NeoCracker</td> <td>Killed Night 5</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Hsu</td> <td>Mafia Bomb</td> <td>I Took the Red Pill</td> <td>Lynched Day 7</td> </tr> <tr> <td>KoShiatar</td> <td>Citizen</td> <td>Demon Dude</td> <td>Lynched Day 3</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Necronopticous</td> <td>Tracker</td> <td>Raebus & Shauna</td> <td>Killed Night 1</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Psychotic</td> <td>Citizen</td> <td>Roto13 and Firo Volonde</td> <td>Killed Night 3</td> </tr><tr><td>ShlupQuack</td><td>Mafia Goon</td><td>Goldenboko</td><td>Lynched day 2</td></tr><tr> <td>theundeadhero</td> <td>Citizen</td> <td>Roto13</td> <td>Survived</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Zeromus_X</td> <td>Citizen</td> <td>Pureghetto</td> <td>Killed Night 7</td> </tr> </table>

    <table width="5" height="1" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="5" summary="Mafia V part 1" border="0">
    Mafia V, hosted by qwertyxsora and Psychotic.
    Theme: Final Fantasy
    Victory: Town
    <tr><td>Aeris</td><td>Mason</td><td>Raebus & Shauna</td><td>Survived, winner</td></tr><tr><td>Auron</td><td>Mafia Ninja</td><td>oddler</td><td>Shot night 3, loser</td></tr><tr><td>Barret</td><td>Roleblocker</td><td>Captain Maxx Power</td><td>Shot night three, winner</td></tr><tr><td>Basch</td><td>Faith Healer</td><td>Aerith's Knight</td><td>Hit by a meteor and shot night 4, winner</td></tr><tr><td>Cid</td><td>Nexus</td><td>Dolentrean</td><td>Survived, winner</td></tr>
    <tr><td>Cyan</td><td>Mason</td><td>fire_of_avalon</td><td>Trampled by chocobos night 2, winner</td></tr><tr><td>Edgar</td><td>Mafia cop</td><td>leader of mortals and Goldenboko</td><td>Lynched day 7</td></tr><tr><td>Edge</td><td>Vigilante</td><td>Kentarou and Shiny</td><td>Sledgehammered night 4, winner</td></tr><tr><td>Faris</td><td>Survivor</td><td>Bahamut2000X</td><td>Toastered night 4</td></tr><tr><td>Firion</td><td>Miller</td><td>Lekana</td><td>Survived, Winner</td></tr><tr><td>Fran</td><td>Mafia Goon</td><td>Miriel</td><td>Lynched day 5</td></tr><tr><td>Freya</td><td>Wanabee Mafia Usurper</td><td>Jessweeee♪ and death by moogles</td><td>lynched day 4, winner</td></tr><tr><td>Ingus</td><td>Saulus</td><td>Goldenboko</td><td>Restuant booth'd night 1, semi winner</td></tr><tr><td>Irvine</td><td>Lover(killer)</td><td>Denmark</td><td>Decapitated night 2</td></tr><tr><td>Lulu</td><td>Lover(Doctor)</td><td>Demon Dude</td><td>lynched day 2</td></tr><tr><td>Mog</td><td>Watcher</td><td>Sheep</td><td>lynched day 3<, winner</td></tr><tr><td>Quina</td><td>Mafia Godfather</td><td>Roto13</td><td>Lynched day 6</td></tr><tr><td>Ramza</td><td>Jailkeeper</td><td>Neocracker</td><td>pummeled to death night 6, winner</td></tr><tr><td>Rinoa</td><td>Gunsmith</td><td>Del Murder</td><td>Survived, winner</td></tr><tr><td>Rydia</td><td>Hider</td><td>Shiny</td><td>Lynched day 1, winner</td></tr><tr><td>Terra</td><td>Tracker</td><td>Sir Lancealot</td><td>Stapped night 2, winner</td></tr><tr><td>Vivi</td><td>Jester</td><td>Sergent Hartman</td><td>Killed self day 7</td></tr></table>

    <table width="10" height="10" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="5" summary="Mafia VI" border="0">
    Mafia VI: World War III Mafia, hosted by Psychotic and qwertyxsora
    Note: these are only the roles post scramble
    Winner: Mafia!
    <tr><td>Australia</td><td>White Mage</td><td>leader of mortals</td>
    <td>Survived, loser</td></tr><tr><td>Brazil</td><td>Mason</td><td>feel the illnoise!</td><td>Plauged night 5, loser</td></tr><tr><td>Canada</td><td>Insane Cop</td><td>Levian and Lekana</td><td>Lead Poisoned night 1, loser</td>
    </tr><tr><td>China</td><td>Beloved Princess</td><td>Faris & Sergent Hartman</td><td>Death by Babidity night 3, loser</td></tr><tr><td>France</td><td>Vanilla Town</td><td>Jess</td><td>Psychotic'd night 2, loser</td></tr><tr><td>Germany</td><td>Vanilla Town</td><td>Roto13</td><td>lynched day 1, loser</td></tr><tr><td>India</td><td>Vanilla Town</td><td>Demon Dude</td><td>Lynched day 3</td></tr><tr><td>Iran</td><td>Morally conscious Vigilante</td><td>Jessweeee♪ and Death by moogles</td><td>Otaku'd night 5</td></tr><tr><td>Iraq</td><td>Brother Cop</td><td>Denmark</td><td>Betrayed town, winner</td></tr>
    <tr><td>Isreal</td><td>Cultist Mason</td><td>I took the red pill</td><td>Lynched Day 6, loser</td></tr><tr><td>Italy</td><td>Vanilla Town</td><td>Goldenboko</td><td>Volcanoed night 1, loser</td></tr><tr><td>Japan</td><td>Recruiting Mafia</td><td>Bahamut2000X</td><td>Survived, winner</td></tr><tr><td>Mexico</td><td>Vanilla Town</td><td>Raven Nox, then Goldenboko</td><td>Meteore'd night 6, loser</td></tr><tr><td>New Zealand</td><td>Serial Killer</td><td>NeoCracker</td><td>Lynched day 2, loser</td>
    </tr><tr><td>North Korea</td><td>Brother Goon</td><td>Aerith's Knight</td><td>survived, winner</td></tr><tr><td>Norway</td><td>Cult Leader</td><td>oddler</td><td>lynched day 5, loser</td></tr><tr><td>Pakistan</td><td>Vanilla Town</td><td>Dolentrean</td><td>lynched day 3, loser</td></tr><tr><td>Russia</td><td>Prostitute</td><td>Jojee</td><td>Tetrised night 4, winner</td></tr><tr><td>South Afirca</td><td>Recruiting Mason</td><td>Del Murder and Miriel</td><td>survived, loser</td></tr><tr><td>South Korea</td><td>Recruited Goon</td><td>fire_of_avalon</td><td>Survived, winner</td></tr><tr><td>Spain</td><td>Mafia Godfather</td><td>The Summoner of Leviathan</td><td>Survivor, winner</td></tr><tr><td>United Kingdom</td><td>Scrambler</td><td>~*~Celex~*~</td><td>Unfortunatly nuked night 2, loser</td></tr><tr><td>USA</td><td>Bus Driver</td><td>Sir Lancealot</td><td>Survived, loser</td></tr></table>

    <table width="5" height="1" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="5" summary="Mafia VII" border="0">
    Mafia VII, hosted by Lekana and Demon Dude, replaced by Roto13.
    Theme: Retro Gaming
    Winner: Town

    <tr><td>Bowser</td><td>Governor</td><td>Levian & Neocracker</td><td>Killed night 2, winner</td></tr><tr><td>Crono</td><td>Bulletproof Townie</td><td>Aerith's Knight</td><td>survived, Winner</td></tr><tr><td>Donkey Kong</td><td>Vanilla Townie</td><td>Oddler</td><td>Lynched day 8, winner</td></tr><tr><td>Frogger</td><td>Recruiting Mason</td><td>scrumpleberry replaced by DK</td><td>Killed night 5, winner</td></tr><tr><td>Fox</td><td>Mafia Goon B</td><td>Sergent Hartman</td><td>Shot day 9</td></tr><tr><td>Ganon</td><td>Day Cop mason</td><td>qwertyxsora</td><td> killed night 4, winner</td></tr><tr><td>Kirby</td><td>Day Vigilante</td><td>Psychotic</td><td>Survivor, winner</td></tr><tr><td>Lara Croft</td><td>Mason</td><td>Goldenboko</td><td> Killed Night 2</td></tr><tr><td>Link</td><td>White Mage</td><td>Roto13</td><td> Killed night 3, winner</td></tr><tr><td>Luiji</td><td>Mafia A godfather</td><td>Sir Lancealot</td><td>Lynched day 7, loser</td></tr><tr><td>Magus</td><td>roleblocker</td><td>Jessweee(note) and Death by moogles replaced by Shiny</td><td>Lynched day 6, Winner</td></tr><tr><td>Mario</td><td>Vanilla Town</td><td>WhatVVB</td><td>Killed Night 6, winner</td></tr><tr><td>Mega Man</td><td>Burglar</td><td>blackheart525</td><td>lynched day 4, winner</td></tr><tr><td>Navi</td><td>Recruited mafia A</td><td>leader of mortals</td><td>Shot day 4, loser</td></tr><tr><td>Pacman</td><td>Mafia Godfather B</td><td>Jojee replaced by Dynast Kid</td><td>lynched day 5, loser</td></tr><tr><td>Peach</td><td>Vengeful Townie</td><td>Caraliz replaced by Goldenboko</td><td>killed night 4, winner</td></tr><tr><td>Pikachu</td><td>hider</td>
    <td>Jess</td><td>survivor, winner</td></tr><tr><td>Samus</td><td>Mafia Assassin A</td><td>Miriel</td><td>Shot day 3, loser</td></tr><tr><td>Slippy</td><td>Inventor</td><td>Bahamut2000X</td><td>Killed night 7, winner</td></tr><tr><td>solid Snake</td><td>mafia RecruiterA</td><td>Typhon the reaper</td><td>Killed night 1, loser</td></tr><tr><td>Sonic</td><td>Vanilla Town</td><td>Bert</td>
    <td>Lynched day 2, winner</td></tr><tr><td>Space Invader</td><td>Traitor A</td><td>Edczxcvbnm</td><td>lynched day 3, loser</td></tr><tr><td>Sub-Zero</td><td>Janitor B</td><td>~*~Celes~*~</td><td> Shot day 8, loser</td></table>
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    Thanks for attempting this, dude, it helps a lot.

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    Hey, future hosts, when you update the first post, could you include when the person killed. It makes making these tables a lot easier when you don't have too sift through the entire thread to find when someone was killed. Thanks.

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    Since there have been so many games and so many posts in each game, it might be a good idea to say "screw modesty" and encourage people to submit their own posts for consideration.

    Meaning, if you think you made a really funny roleclaim, or that you did an excellent job catching mafia, you should submit a few of your posts here in this thread to be considered.

    Chances are, people are gonna remember their own posts more than they remember other people's posts. And bringing up your own highlights as a Mafia player might refresh everyone's memory.

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    I was an Attention Seeking Survivor in Mafia V, not a regular one. T_T
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    When I made Wesley Stickler (I think that's who it was) just "SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST OH MY GOD!" that was obviously the best and laziest death ever.

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    I do pretty good at being mafia, but am not much of a townie.

    I doubt anyone nominates me, cause there are way better goons than me(Levian, Gobo, Psy, Joy, etc).


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight View Post
    I do pretty good at being mafia, but am not much of a townie.
    Because when you're a townie, you pick someone you want to be scum and insult anyone who knows better. >_>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roto13 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight View Post
    I do pretty good at being mafia, but am not much of a townie.
    Because when you're a townie, you pick someone you want to be scum and insult anyone who knows better. >_>
    Happens at least once every game as a townie. xD


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    Quote Originally Posted by Roto13 View Post
    When I made Wesley Stickler (I think that's who it was) just "SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST OH MY GOD!" that was obviously the best and laziest death ever.
    That was one of the greatest death scenes actually. XD

    I'm still fond of mine and WhatVVB's death scene of death by Pinto (though a bit wordy) during our mafia game, and a death by orbiting Pinto debris though.
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    Still the best two death scenes imho.

    Edgar showed up at the police department for work, like he always did. He had a busy day of eating donuts and stuffing weasels into his pants ahead of him. He had just finished his morning nap when an angry mob showed up outside, calling for his head.

    Edgar would not go down willingly. Shots were fired from the windows, as Edgar screamed that they would never take him alive. He was an officer of the law, and this was anarchy!

    The town could not break into the police station. So, waiting outside, they summoned some help.

    Enter your dashing hero, Bahamut. The great dragon descended from the heavens, and obliterated Edgar and the police station with a mighty Mega Flare.
    With the town gathered they began to discuss... "Who did you investigate?" leader of mortals asked. But Bahamut didn't respond. The town began to bicker without Bahamut, and came to the conclusion, it was either Dynast-Kid, or leader of mortals. The moment that was said Bahamut smiled, and took out the picture he had found at Dynast-Kid's house the previous night. It read, "GoBo and Dynast, best friends forever " The moment the town saw that they all looked a leader of mortals.

    "GET BACK!" he yelled, and pulled out his gun, pointing it at them. "DON'T TAKE ANOTHER STEP!" Bahamut reacted instantly, whipping out his gun and pointing it at leader of mortals. leader of mortals began to fidget and sweat, he directed his gun at Bahamut.

    "Pull the trigger, and I will too, then at least your reign of terror will end." Bahamut said. By this point leader of mortals was sweating profusely. He took his gun, pointed it at his head, and fired.

    leader of mortals was mafia, played by leader of mortals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roto13 View Post
    When I made Wesley Stickler (I think that's who it was) just "SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST OH MY GOD!" that was obviously the best and laziest death ever.
    Hahaha, that was funny. Just the thought of Stickler reading his book the way he does, then SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTING D:

    I also liked Gant's!


    also, you only partly re-worded this sentence, qwerty xD

    (but not Pikachu's because Jessweeee♪ thought something like this would happen when I saw the password was thundershock and so I changed it).

    ...why didn't I include the hosts first time around? xD

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    I hate having a huge time difference, cause it makes me a useless mafia player

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    Here are my favorite death scenes of the ones I wrote:
    There was no sleeping for any of the staff that night. With so few of them left, the board was going crazy. So many threads to close, double posts to delete! They were overwhelmed. For some reason the members decided this was a good time to start up the old Rinoa=Ultimecia debate. Future Esthar claiming Rinoa=Zell didn't help either. Zeromus_X tried hard to keep everyone calm and discuss the game with a cool head. But who could keep calm when arguing over FFVIII? While the debate poured on, poor Zero did not bother to look above to the FFVII Fourm. Down from the forum descended a mysterious silver-haired katana-wielding man who thrust his sword right through Zeromus_X's backside.

    Zeromus_X was a Citizen played by Pureghetto.
    Del Murder was having a bad week. His girlfriend had died, and his fantasy football team had come in last place. So he had every reason to mope around in the Staff Forum. But the rest of the staff didn’t agree. They thought he was being a little too mopey, for a citizen. So they devised a plan. That afternoon fire_of_avalon called Del up and told him her boyfriend was beating her and she needed him to come enforce. Del Murder hopped in his Rolls and sped to the scene. When he neared the bridge he stopped at the toll booth to pay the toll. That’s when the entire staff jumped out of the toll booth with tommy guns blazing. 288 bullets later Del was dead.

    But something was wrong. Del’s head didn’t look just right. crono_logical went up for a closer look. That wasn’t Del’s face…it was a mask! crono_logical ripped off Del’s mask to reveal…gasp…RSL! Del Murder was really RSL this whole time! The staff had inadvertently killed the most beloved member in Eyes on FF history! They couldn’t possibly hold discussions at this point, the blow was too big. They decided to take the next day off and mourn this tragedy.

    Del Murder was, you guessed it, Beloved Princess! And he was played by oddler.
    The BP was one of the better 'Oh smurf!' moments too.

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