*sigh*

It's so hard! I was trying to cut a sheet of paper today, but the scissors were right-handed. It looked like a five year old had cut the paper.

Then, while I was trying to scoop ice-cream, the handle was shaped to be held in the right hand. How disappointing.

Our stupid language is written from left to right, so whenever I use a pen, the side of my hand turns the color of my pen.

People always insist I use my right hand when we shake hands. What's so bad about my left hand?

About the only right-handed thing I use is a computer mouse, and that's because i think using it left handed feels awkward.

So, I'm urging all lefties to unite and overthrow our right-handed oppressors! How have our right-handed overlords ruined your life recently?