Quote Originally Posted by Dreddz View Post
They should call him Dry Spell. No one would expect that.
Drizzle would be nicely underwhelming too.

Apparently, "33 cm" is indeed the length of his shoe. I'm sure Square-Enix had no idea that it was going to lead to a slew of penis jokes.

I wonder if the US version will localise his name as "Mr 12.3 inches"?